I'll ask my dog..... (23)
j_goose71: My dog knows everything and gives sound advice.
Ask me anything, no matter how off the wall, and I'll ask my dog.
I'll let you know what he says.
Ask me anything, no matter how off the wall, and I'll ask my dog.
I'll let you know what he says.
Ask your dog how he feels about 6 crippled cats sitting on the front lawn.
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gentlepaws: Ask your dog how he feels about 6 crippled cats sitting on the front lawn.
I spoke to Roscoe, and he says, and I quote, "The only good cat is a dead cat." He suggests you take a shovel and finish them off before they become dependant on the welfare system.
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Well ask your dog why I am in such a hypo mood today.
Im practically bouncing off the walls.
Im practically bouncing off the walls.
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ask your dog if he knows a cure for a hangover
And dont let him tell you a hair of the dog is best lol lol
And dont let him tell you a hair of the dog is best lol lol
sxc666: Well ask your dog why I am in such a hypo mood today.
Im practically bouncing off the walls.
Im practically bouncing off the walls.
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oops sorry 666
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Heres a good one for the dog!
I have a useless nephew who wont work, clean the place up or himself and wont even be bothered to collect a painkiller prescription for me or walk into town to get me some milk or yoghurt as its clearly to much effort.In fact when it ran out he said it would run out and didnt use any brains to stock up for me, basically leaving me starving and thirsty just after getting out of hospital!!!!
All this as thanks as if were not for me he would be homeless.
Does the dog suggest i shoot him or want because hes prven how useless and ungrateful he is to me
I have a useless nephew who wont work, clean the place up or himself and wont even be bothered to collect a painkiller prescription for me or walk into town to get me some milk or yoghurt as its clearly to much effort.In fact when it ran out he said it would run out and didnt use any brains to stock up for me, basically leaving me starving and thirsty just after getting out of hospital!!!!
All this as thanks as if were not for me he would be homeless.
Does the dog suggest i shoot him or want because hes prven how useless and ungrateful he is to me
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The poor puppy!!
I can just picture you shaking him like the magic 8 ball
I can just picture you shaking him like the magic 8 ball
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patrickD: ask your dog if he knows a cure for a hangover
And dont let him tell you a hair of the dog is best lol lol
And dont let him tell you a hair of the dog is best lol lol
Roscoe says you should try drinking your booze out of a bowl on the floor. He says it sucks. And it'll slow down your intake, thus controlling hangovers.
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sxc666: Well ask your dog why I am in such a hypo mood today.
Im practically bouncing off the walls.
Im practically bouncing off the walls.
Oh, TIna, Roscoe said he will gladly hump your leg....{if you're into that....}
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j_goose71: My dog knows everything and gives sound advice.
Ask me anything, no matter how off the wall, and I'll ask my dog.
I'll let you know what he says.
Can your dog tell me if there is a heaven that includes animals and when I die I will meet up with my dog and my cat who both left me some years ago. I miss them a lot.Ask me anything, no matter how off the wall, and I'll ask my dog.
I'll let you know what he says.
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Ask your dog how he can lick his assets without pulling a muscle in his neck..
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Portiea: Can your dog tell me if there is a heaven that includes animals and when I die I will meet up with my dog and my cat who both left me some years ago. I miss them a lot.
Roscoe says ther is a heaven, but people don't go there, only animals. You see, the Bible was translated by some guy in Chattanooga, Tennessee who had a minor case of Dslexia. It's supposed to be the "Lord Your DOG"
Roscoe says, sorry for the confusion.
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j_goose71: Roscoe says ther is a heaven, but people don't go there, only animals. You see, the Bible was translated by some guy in Chattanooga, Tennessee who had a minor case of Dslexia. It's supposed to be the "Lord Your DOG "
Roscoe says, sorry for the confusion.
No heaven for people? Roscoe says, sorry for the confusion.
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easygoingguy: Ask your dog how he can lick his assets without pulling a muscle in his neck..
Roscoe says all Dogs are born with the ability to lick his dangle. But he says you can do it too (which is the information you're really after) Just lay on the couch and stretch. Every day for as long as it takes until you can get it.
*****Side note from dog owner******
I tried this recommended method. You have to be careful. Don't over do it. I fell off the couch and sprained my neck. {Very hard to explain how it happened to the EMS}
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j_goose71: Oh, TIna, Roscoe said he will gladly hump your leg....{if you're into that....}
Tell Roscoe thanks. But in the time it took him to get back to me. I fixed the problem.
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sxc666: Tell Roscoe thanks. But in the time it took him to get back to me. I fixed the problem.
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j_goose71: <----Roscoe
ohhh tell roscoe to come here and Ill pat
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sxc666: ohhh tell roscoe to come here and Ill pat the silly sausage
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sxc666: ohhh tell roscoe to come here and Ill pat the silly sausage
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Ask me anything, no matter how off the wall, and I'll ask my dog.
I'll let you know what he says.