Didn't see these mentioned so... Alexandre Dumas Émile Zola Leo Tolstoy (War & Peace only, that book reads like several). Joseph Conrad Rudyard Kipling J.R.R. Tolkien
"Did you hear about the woman who was such a fan of country music that she has a tattoo of Merle Haggard done in a very delicate spot, high on her right thigh, and a tattoo of Waylon Jennings high on the other thigh. Worried that the two tattoos weren't recognizable, she slips off her undies, lifts her skirt to a guy in a bar, and says, "Can you tell who that is?" So the guy puts on his glasses, looks real close, and says, "I don't know who those other two guys are, but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson!""
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