hi noblonde here thanks for your comments,all my lyircs ect have been copyrighted this long while so i should be ok martin[/quote CLEVER MAN ............. GLAD TO HEAR IT SING AWAY
but u might not know if u post it here it becomes the possession of CS maybe some one could take it and use ur lyrics and that might not be what u want .......... go carefully.
I THINK THIS NEEDS FURTHER CLARIFICATION AND ELLABORATION
1. The female always makes the rules. NO NOT RULES FACTS OF LIFE 2. The rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notification.....by the female. CHANGE I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS COINS IN UR POCKET 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. U BETTER BELIEVE IT HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ONE RULE 4. If a female suspects a male knows all the rules. She must change them immediately. NOT NECESSARY SEE ABOVE 5. The female is never wrong.WHY DIDN’T U JUST SAY THE FEMALE IS ALWAYS RIGHT 6. If the female is wrongish, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did wrong. SEE I TOLD U HE CANT EVEN GET ONE RULE RIGHT 7. The male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. NOW WHATS THE CHANCES OF THAT 8. A female may change her mind at anytime. AND SO SAY ALL OF US
9. A male must remain calm at all times CALM MEANING = NO SHOUTING, RED FACE, NO THREATS, NO ANGER, NO STOMPING,SLAMMING DOORS, NO EXPRESSIONS, NO EYE SHIFTING, NO EXACBERATED INTONNATIONS 10. A male must mind read at all times. REMEMBER UR FROM MARS 11. A female is ready when SHE is ready. AND THAT DOESN’T MEAN NOW 12. A male must be ready at all times. THAT MEANS NOW13. A female has every right to be upset at all times. ……………………………………………
14. Females must have shoes and bags for their well being. AND THEIR FEET AND SHOULDERS2. 15. A female has sole right to the bathroom and male use and time in it is granted by the female. AND LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN
16. Toilet seats have an up and down/shut the lid ability. SEE RULE 15 17. You must aim staright at all times....no excuses for puddles will be accepted. UNLESS THE ROOF IS LEAKING AND EVEN IF IT IS UR DEAD18. On holiday it is a must that a female has at least three outfits for each day. OR JUST FITS IN GENERAL
19. God did not put females on the earth to map read. BUT THEY CAN EVEN UPSIDE DOWN 20. Any male attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm such as waxing.... OUCH
MrW woke up to find himself in the back of the hiace with all the women mauling him!! Suddenly................ the van squeeled to a halt everyone jerked forward and
oh god I thought it was you .......... and u even remembered me drink but Ill take no excuses u jumped ship and left poor shadow with all the work u have a lot of grovellin to .......... so get crackin
well ur no. 1 scoundral is mr vinny the minute we took our eye off him the other nite he handed the keys to shadow and legged it to bed left the bar without prior notice..........
wissappeared and I on me third swaberry whakery and as for shadow he wasnt servin non alcoholic beverages ............ who ever heard that tea was non alcoholic what planet is he livin on sure every one knows i have whiskey with me tea....
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