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OPJul 26, 2020

What u turned

Jesus turned water to wine
I turned corn to popcorn
What have u turn?

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OPJul 24, 2020

MY GIRLFRIEND

Ma girlfriend told me dat if I buy any stupid gift for her she will burn it, so I bought her candle today..

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OPJul 21, 2020

Last relationship

What happened to the last relationship you were building?
Mine cement finish..

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OPJul 21, 2020

Dating for 7 years

**Dating him for 7 years does not mean he must marry you, my uncle studied Medicine for 7 years, he's a D.J now.*

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OPJul 14, 2020

Weed

I smoked weed Today and nothing happened, I just saw my dad and mom fighting in front of my parents..

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OPJul 9, 2020

Year 2020

Pls,Remember the last runner to finish 2020 should not forget to close the gate befor cotona follow us & enter2021 too

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OPJul 4, 2020

Dreamt last night

I slept with $500 in my pocket and woke up to see $200,pls dont tell me i paid for the pepper soup i ate in my dream lastnight

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OPJun 27, 2020

My landlord

My rent will expire this month and my landlord just sent me a video of one homeless man on WhatsApp..I don't understand y him sent me that video

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OPJun 27, 2020

Relationship level

Which level is your relationship now??
Foundation level
Roofing level
Or u don't buy land yet ?

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OPJun 26, 2020

Grudges

I don't hold garages. If you have ishoes with me,we meat and talk about eat. As we are human beans after oil

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OPJun 25, 2020

Some girls nowadays

Some girls will be like “I dnt date broke guys”
But u bath with one soap till it looks like a memory card......

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OPJun 23, 2020

Women nowadays

Some of these girls nowadays can't even jog for 3 minutes, but they expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2 hours

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OPJun 18, 2020

My Little Sister

My little Sister complained about her Bf to me Yesterday,I advised her to leave Him.
Today she posted "No monkey cn Separate us"

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OPJun 17, 2020

My GIRLFRIEND

Ma gf broke up with me today bcux she thinks dat I am too childish so I went to her House , Rang their Door bell & ran away

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OPMay 21, 2020

My girlfriend's phone

My girlfriend's phone always shows an aeroplane?? sign when she's with me.I think she wan to B a pilot..(Am very proud of her)

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OPMay 12, 2020

Primary school

I was so ugly in primary school that i made a girl cry just because they said am her husband...

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OPMay 12, 2020

Teacher

Teacher: what is D opposite of "transparent"
Me: Transchildren

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OPMay 10, 2020

On my wedding day

On my wedding day, Short people will not B served I cannot waste my food on pple Dat cannot grow again??

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OPMay 8, 2020

I CHALLENGE U

that would cheating

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OPMay 8, 2020

I CHALLENGE U

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

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OPMay 7, 2020

My Neighbor s WiFi

I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi

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OPMay 4, 2020

Dear Ladies

Big di*k you cry
Small di*k you complain.
Dear ladies what exactly do you want

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OPMay 2, 2020

My Neighbor

I'm Gonna report my neighbor for having 10 people in her household cause her wifi sticking real bad and that's bothering me

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OPMay 1, 2020

Face masks

Face Mask is good ! I just passed someone that I'm owing and he didn't recognize me.

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OPApr 30, 2020

My crush

I can never forget D day i bought my crush pizza (15 mins later)her boyfriend posted eating pizza with my bae

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OPApr 25, 2020

H. I. V

HIV is so scary in capital letters
See it in small letters "hiv"
WoW so cute

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OPApr 24, 2020

REAL LOVE

"Babe hold ur money, i only need ur love"...
The last girl dat said this passed away in 1738....

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OPApr 19, 2020

THE THIEF

*As the thief was leaving the house, A 6 yrs old boy woke up and said "Take my school bag or I'll scream*

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OPApr 19, 2020

MY GIRLFRIEND

lmao, good one

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OPApr 17, 2020

MY GIRLFRIEND

I just called my girlfriend with my friend's phone and she answered "hey my love" she jux knew it was me I love her so much

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singleguy292 Forum Posts (155)

What u turned

MY GIRLFRIEND

Last relationship

Dating for 7 years

Weed

Year 2020

Dreamt last night

My landlord

Relationship level

Grudges

Some girls nowadays

Women nowadays

My Little Sister

My GIRLFRIEND

My girlfriend's phone

Primary school

Teacher

On my wedding day

I CHALLENGE U

I CHALLENGE U

My Neighbor s WiFi

Dear Ladies

My Neighbor

Face masks

My crush

H. I. V

REAL LOVE

THE THIEF

MY GIRLFRIEND

MY GIRLFRIEND

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