lakewolf Forum Posts (16)

RE: Craziest Place you ever made out

Had a gal once told me she wanted to do it "Indian style", so we made love on the back of my horse while he was walking. Ya ever felt a horses backbone rubbin twixt your legs?
You can guess the rest! LOL!
Wolf

RE: New to Missouri

A great big welcome to ya Lisa!

RE: Its just Lu :O)

Oh your just HI-LARRY-IUOS!!!

RE: Its just Lu :O)

Well, the drag pipes on my Harley are pretty loud so ya might have to scream!
Jeez, I love it when they scream!

RE: Its just Lu :O)

Hey gal! Just waitin for the weather to break so's I can get out the 'ol shovelhead! Give me a shout! Wolf

RE: Newbie here!

Hey lady! Glad ya found the site, and welcome. There are some really neat and good folks hear. Sorry I missed ya on the IM last night. Wolf

RE: I Hate Guys.....

Grandma always sasid ya got styes from peeing in the road, LOL! She claimed the only way to get rid of it was to pee on an old tree stump then rub it on the stye, course, grandma wasnt wrapped real tight. But I hope you can find some relief.

RE: INDIAN GUYS and GIRLS

Well, I got to get into this one if nothing else to set something straight. ninamoosha, no offense dear, but Christofer Columbus called us "Indios"(Indians), and it means "with God". And the word Squaw, is actually an Athabascun indian name for "beautiful, or sacred woman". The whites didnt understand this and thought it just meant woman, they used it as a derogatory term for our women. But it is a real indian name. If you ask most of the plains tribes, they will tell you they would rather be called Indian or just "the people" instead of "Native American",(a true white mans name for us). Before the whites got here there was no America, just us. So how can we be "Native Americans" when we were here before it was? If nothing else, just call me a "native", LOL! Personally, I'm just another human being on this grandmother we call earth. Sorry for getting "off topic" and of course the crappy spelling. Wolf

RE: Lakewolf you listen hear!!!!

OMG!!!! Absolutly LMAO!!!!! You guys are a riot!! Thanks to every one! I have been deluged with flowers and e-mails from everyone! How cool is that?! kissy lips, if your still there, do me a favor, confront me face to face, I would love to show you some "old stlye traditional" Cheyenne justice. If your a girl, please hon, go get laid! Ya definatly need it, and if your a guy, go to your closet, pick up that little tiny bag and see if you can "glue the jewels" back on! I apologise folks, just had to let the "mean wolf" off the leash for a sec. Does anyone even know who this "he-she-it" really is? This is my first encounter with anyone like this and while it is entertaining, it does make one curious as to just what kind of life he-she could possibly have. And Rainbow, again I am sorry for the mix-up love, guess I need to take my own advice and get the facts straight before hand. I would love to invite everyone here,(yes, even kissylips! LOL!), to my lake house this summer! We would damn sure be entertained, well fed, and boat ride tired! Wolf

RE: Lakewolf you listen hear!!!!

Well, All my thanks to all of you! Starlite, thanks for the call hon, it was great talking to you again. And Windygirl, you sound pretty cool, but, your wrong. According to a few that called and e-mailed me, I was confused my own self. Apparently this "kissylips" is actually a guy posing as a lady and picking members by random just to start S--T with. I have only met two ladies here in MO. One lives in KC. and ended up being a dear friend of mine,(talked to her this am. She has no clue who this kissy idiot is). And the other lady, are ya ready? She lives only 30min. from me and we have been dating for almost three weeks! She is absolutly great! I was going to delete my profile but after all this, I may stick around just to check out the forums,(which I've never really done). I mean hell, this is pretty good entertainment on a cold day! LOL! On the other hand, since I did find someone I really like, it seems a little wierd and possibly wrong to still be on a date site ya know? But folks, I've been on a couple other sites and there will always be "kissylips" out there. They are people who have no life and nothing better to do than just sit and surf for trouble all day. Just ignore them as they are not worthy of your anger, rather they should be pity'ed since they are pitiful to begin with. Again, my thanks to you all, I hope the man above smiles on you each and every day. Walk in peace, Wolf

RE: What NOT to take on a first date.

If your usin PB, then I guess ya just about have to have the strawberry jelly.

RE: What NOT to take on a first date.

Diaper bag?!!!! I love it! I wouldnt have thought of that one! What about a "cotton string" hangin out of your purse? JEEZ, I cant believe I said that, but the the diaper bag just killed me!!!

RE: What NOT to take on a first date.

Jumper cables, a transvestite, jar of strawberry jelly,weedeaters or live chickens! Although I happen to know that Starliteisbrite likes a few of the above mentioned. LMAO!!!!! Hey girl! Got your e-mail! Sorry, just been poppin in and out lately,(thats bad date to). Summers here so I'm "lakin it"! Oh yeah, dont bring your outboard motor no matter how small it is, right Star?! Hee Hee!!!

RE: why do woman post if they dont reply

Once again, thank you much for the compliment. As for my "match" living closer, how many of you have gone to the "match me button", filled out the form saying where you are,(zip code the whole bit), only to have the matches they give you live 500mi. away or worse, in a completly different country. I dont know about the rest of ya'll, but I'm not traveling 500mi. just to "shake someones hand"! I did travel 80mi. once, just to find out that the lady I had e-mailed and spoken to over the phone was NOTHING like she described. I was very honest filling out my profile, but with others, men or women, you have to be careful and "weed out the A--holes". I live in MO, if ya like my profile and want to get to know me, GREAT! But bear in mind the trip ahead if ya want to meet face to face. Know what I mean Vern? LOL!!!

RE: why do woman post if they dont reply

Well, thank you for the compliment. I can understand anyone not replyong to some e-mails/flowers because some "internet" users are just plain wierd, which some of you have already stated. But, as I said, this is a "DATE" site. I am sincere in my looking for "mrs. right" and if someone e-mails just to chat, well, I may tell them to e-mail me if they are interesting and theres a chance to get to know one another more. But to come in here for the sole purpose of finding a pen-pal just seems to defeat the purpose of the site and wastes alot of time. And personally, cutelittledevilsmom, I couldnt even imagine myself EVER telling a lady she has nice cocnuts on the first e-mail. I'de have to see some pics and wait for the second one! LMAO!!!! But I understand what you mean. I had one lady in Africa e-mail me once saying I was her "soul mate" and would I send $5000 so she could come see me! Well, mama raised a wild indian, not a stupid one! LOL!!!

RE: why do woman post if they dont reply

I got a better one for ya! You find a lady that your interseted in, profiles, intrests the whole bit just fits. Then when you e-mail or flower her she responds with."I'm just looking for a pen-pal or a chat buddy". Hello???!!!! This is a dating site for people who are truly looking for someone,(possibly), to share thier life with! If I want to gripe and moan and carry on, I can find a bartender for that! Ladies, if your looking "chat buddies" or "pen-pals", there are sites for that, quit yankin our chains. Sorry, I just tell it like it is.