Jeez well thats a big positive eh?. I would weigh up the pro's and con's if I was you. If it's meant to be it wont pass you by.....good luck in your decision.
3 men married wives from different cultures. 1st man married chinese woman, he told her to do dishes & house cleaning, it took a few days but on 3rd day he came home to see clean house & dishes put away. 2nd man married Italian woman & told her to do all cleaning, dishes and cooking. The 1st day he didn't see any results, but by 3rd day he saw house was clean, dishes done & dinner on table. 3rd man married Irish woman & told her to clean house, wash dishes, mow lawn, have hot meals on table 3 times a day. 1st day he didn't see any thing, the 2nd day still couldn't see anything, but by 3rd day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough to fix a sandwich and load the dish washer!
Capello phoned Wayne Bridge today and said "I've spoken to John Terry and he's lost the captain's armband.....do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me"
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RE: Funny Quotations
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