Bluelace21 Forum Posts (8)

RE: The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............

RE: Should a Man ALWAYS pay for the first Date / Dinner etc ... ?

YES

Mother-in-law

A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the old woman.

Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion!

"Quick, darling, "the wife shouts frantically, "Do something!"

"Oh no," the husband says, that lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out!"

The parrot

A man had two parrots, and he was having difficulties figuring out which is a female and which is a male.

One day coming back from work he saw that one of the parrots was on top of the other. He caught the one on top and shaved his head, giving him a baldhead, thinking now he could identify which was male or

Female.

The following day a friend of the owner of the parrot, who was baldhead, came looking for the man, the parrot called out to him. "Hey mister" when the man turned, the parrot said, " Were you caught f*cking too."

Grandpa

A man was walking down the street when he noticed his Grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.



"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.



The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.



"Grandpa, what are you doing out here with nothing on below the waist?"

He asked again.



The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck...This was your Grandma's idea."

Two guys

Two guys were walking through the jungle and got captured by a group of cannibals.
The cannibals put them in a huge pot and started to boil the water. All of a sudden on of the guys start laughing.
“What are you laughing about?” the other guy says, “We are about to be eaten!” And the other man replied, “I peed in their soup!”

Mrs. O'Reilly

Mrs. O’Reilly regularly has the milkman drop off 3 quarts of milk for the week.

One morning the milkman arrives at Mrs. O’Reilly’s and she insists that he leaves 25 gallons of milk.

When asked what all that milk was needed for, Mrs. O’Reilly stated that she had just won the lottery and she was treating herself to a milk bath.

The milk would surely make her skin soft and supple.

The milkman agreed and asked her if she would like the milk pasteurized?’ “Oh no, dear, Up to my titties would be just fine.”

RE: A Son's Love