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RE: tell me the funniest joke you know!!

whats a blonde thinking when she looks at brown hairdye??

artificial intellegence!!

RE: PASSIONS FANS

teresa only just got thrown out of the mansion coz they found out she was not legally married to mr. crane.
sheridan only just found out she was pregnant
and beth has hired a monkey to look after her mum

RE: tell me the funniest joke you know!!

wheat did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant??


gee!! i hope its mine!!!

no offence to blondes out there, i used to be blonde too!!

aussie men...

i know what you mean bout not havin an accent!!!
i hate it when ppl go i love ur accent!!

RE: how do I meet the right woman on hear

thats probably it...but i like my idea!!
dont get me wrong im not full of myself...

RE: how do I meet the right woman on hear

am i that cute???
cant reply but youll go twiddling instead???
lol

RE: how do I meet the right woman on hear

thats exactly what i was saying!!!
and its not just difficult for men to find the rite women its also difficult for women to find the rite man...at least you dont have to worry bout gettin guys thinkin theyll get a bit coz you showed some interest!!!

RE: no one writes back

i agree with easyg in that its hard to write to a computer screen.
its like having a one sided conversation!!!

RE: eyes

all three of those poems are really deep.
you know the kind that touch you inside and make you just go "aawwwww"
i love them!!!

RE: how do I meet the right woman on hear

thats right!!!
i need some love!!!

RE: how do I meet the right woman on hear

its obviously not all your fault that these girls dont want to know you...there is a lot of snobs out there that think there better than everyone else!!!
so cut your losses and try some new ones!!

aussie men...

im just an australian trying to find my own kind....but i dont think we have accents its all you...the rest of the world that do!!! lol

aussie men...

are there any australian guys in here at all???

RE: Honesty

i agree in that i always give an honest answer.
although i would say that there are way too many ppl too afraid to speak the truth for fear of hurt feelings...
so really is honesty always the best way to go??

RE: PASSIONS FANS

well i always thought it was weird...her creeping around the mansion stealing his stuff!!!
please tell me more???

RE: PASSIONS FANS

ohmigod!!!
i cant believe what im hearing!!!
we in australia are so far behind!!!
but i must say that fox is pretty spunky!!!
and i cant believe what you just said sheridan and beth like related???
ohmigod!!!

RE: tell me the funniest joke you know!!

but to say an elephant wouldnt be as funny as a fridge....

ive got another one but its kinda long....

so there are these three guys travelling round the country looking for work to get food.
they come along this one-roomed house in the middle of nowhere with a'help wanted' sign in the window, so they knock on the door and this little old lady answers.and she says"what i havent had in ages is a really good screw"so the three guys draw straws, the one with the shortest straw goes inside with the lady and he says to her"lie down on the bed close your eyes and spread your legs"so she does and the guy he looks around the room and he spots these two corn on the cobs. so he uses them and then throws them out the window.the old lady opens her eyes and tells him that that was the best root shed ever had and that they could have anything in the house that they wanted to eat. so the guy calls out to his friends who are waiting outside to come in and eat whatever they want.
but they called back......
"WE DONT NEED NETHING TO EAT..WE JUST HAD CORN AND CUSTARD!!"

RE: tell me the funniest joke you know!!

hey hey!!

whats white and sits in a tree???


a fridge!!


i know its kinda lame. but the only one i could think of!!

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