RE: "horror strikes France again"

Catering to one religion while shunning all the others sounds like a global agenda, doesn't it?

RE: inventions

And don't forget the ice cream maker too!

This one's a riot...
Beer...that's right, dudes, women were the first to develop, sell, and even drink beer. Now that ought to ruffle the tail feathers of those beer-chuggin' woman bashers. laugh

Central heating...and guys, while you're staying nice and warm while chugging that ice cold beer, thank the women. snowed in

Wireless transmissions technology, WWII was the era where the first radio-controlled torpedoes were used. This was Hedy Lamarr’s invention. She also happened to be a world-famous film star. cool

RE: inventions

I'm guessing that you feel sorry for AllTheGoodNames and want to join him in the ranks of seeing how far one can dig, after reaching the bottom? hmmm

RE: Say Anything

Done in by the 38 D's. Nothing will save you now! comfort

Better hurry and pay off 2I for all those Depends, so you can start early on investing in cases of KY. professor

You can thank me later. laugh

RE: Say Anything

And so the tangled web is weaved.

This is gonna get interesting. laugh

RE: Question

Oh the visual. You're such a charmer! batting grin

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RE: Say Anything

He's not trying to draw Mike's attention, only the one in Turkey who's fallen for him.

Poor Tru, now he's gonna have both of them drooling over him. uh oh

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RE: Marieli

There's no exchange for love, just the money if one is foolish enough to fall for it.
They are scammers, more than likely in Nigeria, sitting in those internet cafes, are men posing as women for us men, and posing as military or widowers for you women.

RE: Say Anything

Hardly. And considering the size you'll only lose a minute speck of blood, you'll be fine. Go for it! hmmm giggle

RE: Say Anything

Oh, please don't ask Tru to don his wig again! He goes all out whenever he wears it. uh oh

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RE: Say Anything

Only if he figures out that KY doesn't mean Kentucky. professor
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RE: Say Anything

Could be a long night, what with all those thousands of women lined up on his inbox.
Do let us know if it was worth it. popcorn

RE: Say Anything

He's old school, give him time to catch up and make the switch to KY.
...then watch out! laugh

RE: Say Anything

He wanted Tru all to himself but you were in his way. He doesn't like the competition I suppose. His loss. hug

RE: Say Anything

It's ok...he's probably a lousy cook anyway. And his beach house is more than likely a hen house...spent feathers strewn everywhere and the droppings? Spare the thought! laugh

RE: Say Anything

I'm surprised he didn't ban me sooner, being a guy and all. laugh

Yup, all those thousands of woman flooding his inbox will overwhelm him into submission. Take advantage while the gettin's good! laugh

RE: Say Anything

I reckon my offer for that Free Vacation was too much for the host to bear, so he bans me from posting.
Oh well, maybe the next shyster will have a better offer. dancing

RE: How to win the woman or the man of your fansy.

And so the story goes, I am destined to remain single forever. blues

Nah, my trusty steed named Hope is always standing ready to take me onward. wink

RE: How to win the woman or the man of your fansy.

Well if she did that, and so easily willing, then I wouldn't invest much into fancying her.
Half the fun of adventure is in the chase, where as grab and go's are dime a dozen. I'm a bit more deserving of the former and won't lower my standards for the latter. snooty

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RE: Where to go for a holiday alone?

Be spontaneous.
Think of at least three affordable places that you would love to go to, write 'em down, put 'em in a hat and draw one.

Spontaneity lessens the possibility of disappointment as it doesn't imply much anticipation. cool <-- Don't forget to wear shades. wink

RE: Booky

pointing That way. Can't miss it. professor

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RE: How to win the woman or the man of your fansy.

If you're in a bar, scope out a woman you fancy who's sitting alone on a bar stool and walk up next to her. Give her an innocent, friendly smile if she happens to notice you, then look away to get the bartender's attention.
Once the bartender arrives order a Screaming 0rgasm...loud enough to catch her ear.
If she takes notice again, ask her "Oh, would you like to have a Screaming 0rgasm too?" Attentively listen to her reply.
Once your drink arrives, pay for it and hand it to the woman and give her another friendly smile, then walk away and sit at a cozy table, alone, and order another drink...

Many a woman loves a good mystery ya know.
wink

RE: Cheers (CS Style) The bars open..... Say anything!

Yup, I couldn't take my eyes off her lovely fingers, either. very happy

RE: Marieli

Occupational inquisition, perhaps? uh oh

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RE: Cheers (CS Style) The bars open..... Say anything!

Oops, maybe I should take up drinking, make it easier to get my geography straight. doh laugh

RE: Cheers (CS Style) The bars open..... Say anything!

Or maybe the drinks there are a wee bit stronger than what they serve in Cleveland. laugh

RE: Cheers (CS Style) The bars open..... Say anything!

Niters 2I, you're a blast as always. hug

RE: Cheers (CS Style) The bars open..... Say anything!

That's right, the ladder business...and soon it can be a nice tax write-off, as you venture into photography land and really start raking it in. typing

...but you'll then forget us here once you hit that annual 7 digit figures and move uptown in that high rise you buy off of Trump for pennies on the dollar. blues

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RE: Cheers (CS Style) The bars open..... Say anything!

Certainly! Give 'em what they want and they'll be back for more! idea

And before you know it you'll end up being one of the most sought-after photographers, rolling in your own dough and fame.

Now I'm wondering how well you'll be able to handle your success... hmmm

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RE: Cheers (CS Style) The bars open..... Say anything!

I'm already seeing a sequel on the near horizon. Galrads will by then be filthy rich and can afford several new crowns to write about. And you with a spiffy brand new camera, there's bound to be award-winning illustrations to adorn each bestseller. dancing

See what a mear thought can lead to?

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