Ghoenkop Forum Posts (107)

RE: Haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to? part 2...

Scatman's world - Scatman John.

RE: Great movie quotes.

Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all the other countries are run by little girls (song based on the tune of US national anthem).

Borat

RE: Ever since....

Hell no. I am half German as well.

RE: TOGETHER AT LAST!!!!!

Great stuff.

RE: Haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to? part 2...

There she was just walking down the street, singing " Do to daddy what he did to mommy to get me" (or do wa diddy, diddy dam diddy do)

RE: Just my luck....

Won't go, even if they pay me (to South African circus).

South Africa got a new zoo................ They are going to put up fence around the parliament building. Free entrance and live shows every 2 years.

RE: hello

Howdy

Welcome to the land of milk and honeys.......

GOOD LUCK, YOU WILL NEED IT, much harder to find someone than one thinks

RE: Haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to? part 2...

Billy Idol - Dancing with myself.

RE: Haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to? part 2...

Billy Joel - we didn't start the fire

RE: What do you think of When you see me???

Damn, damn ......................

RE: Why do men ignore big beautiful women

The personality thing is a myth. If you are good looking, it's a done deal.

Honestly to me intellect is more important than looks. I rate all photos 10, the ones where the caption is catchy will probably receive a flower.

RE: It's so cold in Indiana that

So cold, the water on my knees freezes. Ice cubes on the knees hurts like hell!!

RE: What kinda girl do i look like[please tell me im desperate lol]

Honest, sincere, good looking.

RE: There are some weird people here .....

Aren't we all?

RE: What Is The Last Movie......

Over the top - Sylvester Stallone (Buckle bone Stallone)

Oh that's a new realease her in SA.

RE: hi everyone

Hi Jen

Have fun

Shopping

Husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a
tray of beer and sticks them into the trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on special offer, only $30 for 24 cans", he says.
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife,
and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $65 jar of face cream and sticks
it into the trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
The man replies...


"SO DO 24 CANS OF BEER AND THEY'RE HALF THE PRICE!!!"

RE: where was the most fun you had while dating

In the last few months?

The drive back home (alone)......

RE: How clever is your dog?

I am tired of talking sh#t. off to bed now, have a great 1!

RE: How clever is your dog?

Good 1


My neighbour can't afford to keep a dog. Due to criminal activity here in South Africa, he decided to sh#t on his own lawn so that the thieves think he has a dog.

RE: Say Something - other than Happy New Year

Happy everything.


Now leave me alone for the rest of the year.

RE: How's the weather out your way?????

Let's talk about the weather.


Weather she will or weather she won't!!

RE: not really new...but

Hi, welcome back

RE: learn a new language?

My home language is Afrikaans. It is difficult to learn as the tenses are directly the opposite of English.

I am learning Spanish, but for no specific reason.


Just some useless statistics (as at Jan 2008)


Languages of the world
Five most commonly spoken languages

Chinese Mandarin 1 billion +
English 512 million
Hindu 501 million
Spanish 399 million
Russian 285 million

RE: How long have you been on this site?

almost 2 weeks, I think

RE: what work you do

I also teach part time at a University - Mathematics 1 and Chemistry 1, 2 and 3 (for 1st, 2nd and 3rd year students).

RE: what work you do

Chemical Engineer.

I do large Capital projects and improvement projects (Six Sigma and Lean) for coal mining group in South Africa.

RE: Not One Happy Birthday for Me

Happy birthday

Have a good 1

RE: Hi....may I crash?

No harm done, I will download Firefox anyway.

RE: Haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to? part 2...

Zique Zique Sputnik - Love missile F1-11