Raven0Raven0 Forum Posts (3,454)

RE: Man in a Wheelchair

is it wrong that I laughed at that...? grin

RE: What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island with the person above you.

I'd almost feel bad for poor J.D.... but I'm pretty sure he'd love to go all Magyver.

RE: What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island with the person above you.

Muahaha..
well, actually. He's too awesome to keep in a net though.
And much to trickey as well.


I'd set some guards, but I'm sure he'd just sweet-talk his way out, then overthrow the island.laugh

RE: What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island with the person above you.

That could be fun... but aren't they too hairy to eat?rolling on the floor laughing

I am so not normal..... I love it!

RE: What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island with the person above you.

Well, I wouldn't be all cannibal to people I liked. Why starve with no conversation?
grin

RE: What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island with the person above you.

As I'm posting this, I have no idea who'll be above me.
But I'd probably just hope for some drinks, and a nice sit down and chat.
But if there's a lack of easily obtainable food... well...I get really hungry fast.. so I hope they can run.
laugh

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

It's not a stick, it's a sword, I use it to defeat evil monsters.
no no... it's a gun, I'm shooting at aliens now. *pow pow*
No no.. it's a lighsaber....
( I grew up in the middle of a forest, so I has sticks too )


A binder with no paper in it.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

Build lincolns birthplace with my own two hands, just like he did.
Then sell it on ebay for $14.99 plus tax, plus shipping, plus handling.


A tinker toy, just one, the stick part.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

Trim it down, so it fits in the vase.... rolling on the floor laughing

a plastic wagon wheel

The Choice

rolling on the floor laughing

Well definitly not the galactic survey team for outworld specimens......
innocent

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

Go to some sporting event, and poke all the people cheering for the visitor team...
or maybe the home team. I don't really know as I don't watch sports.
But pokeypokeypokepoke


A cast

RE: A sure sign

rolling on the floor laughing

The Choice

This zoo is probe-free.
You'd just be watched, with the ocassional alien child tossing human treats.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

slightly cool off my slightly warm juice.

A mango

RE: Whats your favourite saying/quote?

Give me ambiguity... or give me something else.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

Drop it out of a plane over a desert like region and let things be as they are.
This god isn't crazy tho.


A beret

The Choice

Yup yup
Anything you wanted you could have. except a way out of the Zoo.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

If it's what I think it is. I'd use it to restart the hearts of the geeks who'd be all happy happy joy joy over your recreation of the enterprise.


A tri-corder

RE: Whats your favourite saying/quote?

The person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

The Choice

bonus, you could have all the alcohol you wanted there too.
I'm sure drunk zoo humans would be quite the crowd pleasers.

The Choice

Yes, and yes.
Though, being they are aliens, they may assume that it's all part of some strange human ritual.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

I'd tie the pope on a rope to the red ballon, and make another 98, and sing a song about it.


an 8 track player

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

Hide it in my mouth, and really trip out a guy in the bars.


The cherry.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

A hat for my crazy uncle who thinks the aliens are listening to his thoughts. grin


A purple feather.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

Watch it jump over the moon.

The fork and the spoon.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

An exeptionally thin cricket bat.


A broken brick

RE: Whats your favourite saying/quote?

He who has a thousand friends, has not a friend to spare. And he who has one enemy, will meet him everywhere.

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

Wax the head of all the bald people in my city... for charity of course.



combs, since the bald guys don't need them

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

Weld it to a pile of diner butter knives, call it the cycle of the wash, and sell it on ebay for 2300... nickels.


Pamphlet on the proper use of turtles.

RE: Whats your favourite saying/quote?

I don't have just one favorite. But here's one I like.

It is one thing to see, another to observe and understand, and sometimes all the wisdom in the world is no match for guile.

This is a list of forum posts created by Raven0.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here