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RE: The biggest mistake men make...................

Is that the only way you can get a woman to still and listen to you without answering you back??? Bind and gag her????


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RE: I adore women who............

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right back at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I adore women who............

tell us something we don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: do u belive in love at first sight???

Yes I fell in love at first sight - I saw this huge, lion of a man walking along the seafront and did a double take - he saw me came straight over and asked me out.

Two years later we broke up. Hey ho onwards and upwards!!!!

And no his name was not Vincent before you ask!!!tongue

RE: I adore women who............

Thank God you spelt that right!!!wow wow

RE: I adore women who............

She woves me and I lub her - butt out!


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RE: I adore women who............

And there was I saying about your good manners!!!

Where was the PLEASE!!! tut tut tutlaugh laugh

RE: I adore women who............

But he will ask really nicely!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

He has good manners Robert does!!grin grin

RE: I adore women who............

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RE: I adore women who............

Darling Robert - I believe you could!!!kiss kiss kiss

RE: I adore women who............

They can all be different men Robert - There is no chance we can expect all that from one guy!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I adore women who............

I adore men who know when to shut up!!!

I adore men who make me laugh!!

I adore men who do not snore!!

I adore men who do not think that farting is a sporting event!!! ( Ladies you know what I am talking about)

I adore men who bring me flowers even if it is just one they picked from their garden!!!

I adore men who are not afraid to hold my hand when we walk down the street.

I adore men who are GAY!!! Who is is there to shop with??

I adore men who take you out for dinner and don't check out other women!!

I HOPE to adore a man that will look after me one day when I will eventually end up in a wheel chair! Otherwise I will just buy some cut off gloves and do it myself!!! lol

RE: Ladies only!What annoys you the most about a guys profile?

But I love your sense of humour Robert !!!! So no shooting yourself yet please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: Any Body........??????

Hey

I'm here - although have to say it is 2pm, and I am still in my dressing gown, heavy night!!!

RE: Post Something About Yourself That Most Wouldn't Know !!!

I am hyper mobile or double jointed if you prefer!!

RE: i've got a date tonight ! i bet none of you have ever been out on a date ? go on tell the truth !

I prefer Johnny or Gordon - Jack just makes me mad!!! lol

RE: Is it fair to auto delete anyone from Thailand and other dodgy places?

Totally fair !!!!!!!!

I block and delete people from many countries that I have no interest in meeting people from!!

RE: anyone read any good books so of late

Anything by Kate Mosse!! she is great!

RE: what men to avoid

What can I tell you I am holding back!!

RE: what men to avoid

Be afraid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be very afraid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: what men to avoid

You should be able to write, read nad understand 5 different languages crushing people in your path remember??????????????

Or was that more of your BS!!!

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You are not as clever as you look - oh sorry we have no idea how clever or stupid you look!!!

Still scared of letting the world know what you look like!!!!

RE: what men to avoid

Or a head stone!!!!!!!!!!


Here lies.........................................................

RE: what men to avoid

YOU have a Momma???????????????????????????????????????????? I thought you had landed from another planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow she must be very very proud to have such a chauvanistic child who thinks so little of her gender!!!!doh

RE: what men to avoid

If there is a God you will remain single forever as no woman or man deserves to have you inflicted upon them!!

RE: Things You Need To Know About Women. All True

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm, and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" . That will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- ;YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it... I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?'" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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RE: Men Do Cry???????????????????

BUT .....

Only if you hit them where it hurts really hard!!

Nuts or Wallet!!! Either one will do the trick!!!!!!

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RE: Phsychopath Test

Ut - oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Worrying!!!

RE: When do you miss having a man around the most?

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Tattoos - how many is too many??

Thanks for all your comments

I have 4 2 on my back ( a celtic symbol and the North Star in memoriam of my Grandfather) a symbol for strength on my wrist and an aztec sun on the left side of my tummy for my son.

The thing I like about mine is that generally they are covered but I chose who sees them unless I am on the beach!!

But I do like them on men!!

Apparantley when I was young I used to write or draw on my arms and my Mum always said I would end up covered in Tattoos!! Hope she likes my latest additions.

I have some very bad scars on my right thigh (from dislocated hips when I was born) and I have spoken to several tattooists about having them covered and they have all said they can be done because the scars are so old. Fingers crossed!!! I am having cherry blossoms too! Well actually we will see as I am still getting over the pain of the North Star - wow I really forgot how much it hurts!!!

RE: Ending a friendship

Hi

I believe that everyone deserves a second chance, but sometimes friendships are just not meant to last.

Friendship has to be a two way thing - and if someone is taking the mickey out of you then either speak up or if this is not possible put a distance between you and it will fizzle out.

If they really are your friend they will realise that they are not being a good friend and try to make amends - if they don't they were never a friend in the first place!

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