RE: profile photo attraction

hi ev1.....teddybear ...wine

RE: profile photo attraction

I had pics of my daughters in not on my profile ..my daughters are 19 and 21 they gave me their permission ...I just dont think your kids need to be used to attract someone...dunno

RE: profile photo attraction

I dont agree with profile pics displaying children....scold

those who dont believe in...

I want to see something really cheap
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.


"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.
santa waving

those who dont believe in...

Im good thank you ...OD...hope you are too..hug

those who dont believe in...

Marge lost her handbag in the hustle and bustle of Xmas shopping in Regent Street, London.

A small boy found it and he returned to her. Looking in her purse, Marge reasoned, 'Hmmm.... that's strange. When I lost my bag there was a £20 note in it. Now there are four £5 notes.'

The boy quickly replied with a charming smile and in a cockney accent, 'That's right, madam. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward
cold

those who dont believe in...

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
santa waving

those who dont believe in...

figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy."

Taking a deep breath, I asked him, "What is that?"

He replied, "They're all nocturnal."

RE: If You Could Be Any Cartoon Character, Who Would You Be?

Id be ..dangermouse....you cant harm me....my wings are like a shield of steel....

RE: Chose your favorite!

FRANK ZAPPA....banana ...dancing

RE: If You Could Be Any Cartoon Character, Who Would You Be?

<<<<< betty boop...flirty

RE: What if you woke up blind?

ive never woke up blind..

cool

RE: What if you woke up blind?

its me thats supposed to be waking up blind ...we all know how you men go blind ..I heard my mum tell my brother...conversing ..wine

RE: What if you woke up blind?

If he was in the bed with me when I went to sleep then yes I would be looking for the same one..laugh ...cool

thought for today....

thanks for that ..FL..ITS GOOD...thumbs up

RE: short man

HEY...being a "shortie" has its benefits too...our clothes cost less..I love my Hanna Montanna jeans...The rain hits you first..tongue ..pay cheaper fares on trains etc..dancing

thought for today....

.·:°°:·:°..? So True ?..°:·:°°:
? Don't worry about people from your past - there's a reason they didn't make it into your future ? Live your days like they're your last and your nights like they're your first ? Marriage isn't finding someone to live with, it's finding someone you can't live without ? To the world you're just one person, but to one person, you may be the world ?

RE: Should women have children if they can not support them properly?

Totally agree with you..it takes two to tango...thumbs up

RE: short man

Im 4ft 11 so dont think I`d have that option..unless he was from a circus..thumbs down

RE: "Hey Baby".

30 yrs experience...I also have 6 sisters..2 daughters an 16 nieces to learn from ..countless hen nights and socialising where I have tried them out ...and will continue to do so while I still can....danceline .......shimmy

RE: "Hey Baby".

1- Im doing a survey on breathmints...Can I test your breath and see?
2- Kissing is a language of love..so how about a conversation?
3- I seem to have lost my lip balm...can you moisturise my lips ?

flirty flirty flirty

RE: "Hey Baby".

Hello ...SM....wave....hug

RE: "Hey Baby".

bye ..R...wave ...YOU ARE THE BEST THING SINCE LIP GLOSS...lips lips

RE: "Hey Baby".

you are one of the most flirtyworthy females on here ..jl...any one says different their liars...teddybear

RE: "Hey Baby".

the blue balls threads is the teaser thread this ones flirting..E...lips

RE: "Hey Baby".

HEY ..RUB...honey could you just check the tag on the back of your shirt for me...I want to see if it says .."made in heaven"...lips

RE: "Hey Baby".

you seem like a sweet person too....mind if I lick you to make sure...flirty ...lips

RE: "Hey Baby".

Hi FS....Its certainly does ....teddybear

RE: "Hey Baby".

you dont have to figure anything out ..R...you got it...wink ..kiss

RE: "Hey Baby".

Knowing your flirtworthy is a feel good factor for anyone ...thats enough of a reward for me...flirty

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