bettyboop63 Forum Posts (2,036)

RE: Raining Here !

If it wisnae for your wellies where would you be
You`d be in the hospital of the infirmary
You would have a dose of the flu or even pluerisy
If it wisane for your feet in your wellies..

RE: Raining Here !

its been raining here for months...nice day for ducks..gd morning EM...

RE: IF YOU WERE 55 ..AND HAD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 18 TO 21 WHO WANTED TO DATE YOU ... WOULD YOU DATE ONY O

yes and it was in reference to the forums ..what get said im my private mail remains there.....ok

RE: IF YOU WERE 55 ..AND HAD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 18 TO 21 WHO WANTED TO DATE YOU ... WOULD YOU DATE ONY O

are you losing your marbles mister...I made no complaint of any sort.... ........

RE: IF YOU WERE 55 ..AND HAD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 18 TO 21 WHO WANTED TO DATE YOU ... WOULD YOU DATE ONY O

thank you ..DB... ...

Carols for the Psychiatrically challenged....

...FOR THE SAKE OF AULD LANG SYNE.....

Carols for the Psychiatrically challenged....

well i suppose a few cyber beers wont do any harm...cheers..WW..

RE: IF YOU WERE 55 ..AND HAD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 18 TO 21 WHO WANTED TO DATE YOU ... WOULD YOU DATE ONY O

no i wouldnt date you ..DB...The age gap is too big..but i dont view you as a dirty old man..I havent read any comments from you that would make me think of you like that ...

RE: IF YOU WERE 55 ..AND HAD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 18 TO 21 WHO WANTED TO DATE YOU ... WOULD YOU DATE ONY O

you are on the right side of 50....

Carols for the Psychiatrically challenged....

ITS 9.15 pm...and Im teetotal...if I was drinking id be banned by now..ww...

Carols for the Psychiatrically challenged....

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Carols for the Psychiatrically challenged....

the same to you ..DB.... ...

Carols for the Psychiatrically challenged....

Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Real Scottish Humour....aye we can laugh out ourselves..

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RE: Something to make jokes about!

och your too nice for your own good...

RE: you buy someone an expensive xmas gift,they give you a cheap one in return.......

Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like

10. Hey! There's a gift!
9. Well, well, well ...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:

1. "I really don't deserve this."

RE: IF YOU WERE 55 ..AND HAD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 18 TO 21 WHO WANTED TO DATE YOU ... WOULD YOU DATE ONY O

they should have went to specsavers....

Real Scottish Humour....aye we can laugh out ourselves..

Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home.

When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been oot drinkin' as usual!"

"Why would ye say that?" he complained innocently.

"Because the pub called an' ye left yer wheelchair there again!"

RE: your view

Me ...myself...and I....

RE: IF YOU WERE 55 ..AND HAD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 18 TO 21 WHO WANTED TO DATE YOU ... WOULD YOU DATE ONY O

try the cemetery...... ....

RE: Share with you 2.....

mental disease has no boundries it can affect any one...dont think it fair to poke fun at someones mental health tho,the mind is very fragile ...

RE: If your dead x was to come back alive and knock on your door what would you do?

you have the option to ignore...

RE: are you looking forward to christmas?

my sisters and I take it in turns to host ..last year it was me I HAD TO COOK FOR 26....so im looking forward to someone else hosting it this year...

RE: are you looking forward to christmas?

my daughters have just taken my tree home with them to stop me putting it up....they found it hidden behind the settee.. ....

RE: Online Dating v Traditional Methods of Dating

ive never claimed to dtae anyone online either I would view them as potential dates tho...

RE: Online Dating v Traditional Methods of Dating

Ive never met anyone from online before so i cant answer that ..but from past experience too much booze and dodgy light have led to a few mistakes for me....

RE: Online Dating v Traditional Methods of Dating

hello ..V.. ..I prefer online dating as it give you more opportunity to get to know the person...the disadvantages ive experienced in bars are you tend to get drunk and can loosen your inhibitions..you meet an hes ugly by the 3rd drink he starts to look not too bad now the lights have dimmed ..

A message from santa...for the ladies only..

dont use them either ..snuggs..but as santa`s little helper its my job to pass on his messages.... ....

RE: are you looking forward to christmas?

i love xmas ..ive had the tree and decorations out for 2 weeks waiting patiently to decorate...

A message from santa...for the ladies only..

Tampax are changing their design. They are replacing the string with a piece of tinsel....this is for the christmas peroid only..