Ive got the both of them sitting behind me now ,their eyes boring into my back waiting on me moving away from the comp can be very off putting..but they have no chance in here for the night... ..
A man and his wife have an arguement in bed.Next day feeling guilty the wife decides to buy her husband a present to make amends.As he is fond of golf she goes into a specialist shop and ask the assistant for ideas.The assistant suggests a putter ,showing her one of his finest "its £150" he says "it sounds expensive but includes an inscrition of your choice" "What sort of inscription?" the wife asks "Well " he replies "one of the old golfers favourites is..NEVER UP,NEVER IN," "Oh no that wont do "the wife says "thats what started the arguement in the first place"
Arriving home from work one day,a man discovers his wife in bed with their neighbour."Since your making love to my wife " the man shouts furiously"Im going next door to sleep with your`s" "Go right ahead," replies the neighbour"The rest will do you the world of good"
i got 40 free lessons through my work and I hated every minute of it..when the instructor picked me up in my street for the 2nd lesson i jumped out his car when he stopped at the lights an ran back home with him chasing me...
same herre ALM...it was a novelty having the house to mysel last nite...but the noveltys wearing off now..trying to convince myesl it was a grat idea staying in...
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JMO/JMHO....
Ive been here since july and have been searching for the profile of JMO and JMHO...just realised last night what it meant ...