A sun tan in Iceland

there summer is 9c

RE: What’s the fastest speed you’ve driven a car and ridden a motorcycle?

the speed limit is 70 mph here, so I broke the law doing 140mph, I admit I was slightly scared at that speed myself, crash instant death like

RE: What’s the fastest speed you’ve driven a car and ridden a motorcycle?

140 mph I was trying to frighten my ex in the car at the time..........

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Don't be cheating on pamla and her five sisters.....professor

Instant noodles

You like a instant noodles...?

RE: Happiness is.............

Happiness is............my money is on the way...........................................................gift

RE: Do U like..................

What can I do to make my migraine go away?

Here are some tips for headache relief:

1.Close your eyes and rest. ...
2.Massage your neck and temples. ...
3.Warm up your neck Try putting a heating pad or a warm cloth around your neck and the base of your skull to ease tension headaches. ...
4.Relax. ...
5.Minimize stress. ...
6.Watch what you eat and drink.

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Why do migraine headaches occur?

A migraine headache is caused by abnormal brain activity. ... Most medical experts believe the attack begins in the brain and involves nerve pathways and chemicals. The changes affect blood flow in the brain and surrounding tissues. Migraine headaches tend to first appear between the ages of 10 and 45

RE: Do U like..................

What did your doctor say causes the migraine ? I hate head aches

RE: Do U like..................

my liver is on the mend, im delighted I stopped drinking , fresh every morning..thumbs up

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

Do the Chinese realize that when they're visiting America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

Q. What do you call a Chinese man with a microwave on his head?
A. Ping!

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

Q: What do you call a game show in a Chinese Restaurant?
A: Wheel of Fortune cookies.

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

An Irish man walks out of a bar...... really it can't happen

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

•You know you are a blonde if you believe Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.............laugh

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

•You know you are a blonde if you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachutelaugh

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

•You know you are a blonde if you believe Testicles are found on an octopus.

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

•You know you are a blonde if you think a G-string is part of a violin

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?
A. So the Irish would never rule the world!

RE: You got to love the Irish..............................

If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic?

RE: Say Anything

Short White Guy: "You're tall, Do you play basketball?"
Tall Black Guy: "You're short, Do you work for Willy Wonka."

RE: Say Anything

Guy: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Girl "No, thanks I am already looking at one!"

RE: Say Anything

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!

RE: Say Anything

How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

RE: Anonymous messages

She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

RE: Anonymous messages

She's got a face that could make an onion cry

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