A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Listen thanks a mill on those replies everyone... the kids are 14 and 7.. Im not sure i have an issue with the age.. but have been away from it all for so long i wouldnt know...We had been talking at work on and off.. i had a definite attraction to her before things escalated on friday and i found out her age.. it hasnt changed my opinion of her.. Being away from the scene for so long i wouldnt rush into relationship and had taken a slight step back to see if she was interested.. which thank god she seems to be.. I think that the fact my confidence is shot and you think why me? is why i asked the question here.. if that makes any sense...
I havent been out with anyone since november because of my marriage break-up. Once the kids were ok i didnt really give a toss about anything else. I met a girl at a work BBQ on friday night.. Now i am 36 and she is 24... what is the general opinion on here about acceptable age gaps..Nothing has happened yet.. we have met a few times since and there is defo a spark.. i hope.. but at this stage i wouldnt know a signal if it electrocuted me!!
Jesus L, is your ex-husband nuts,delusional or both... well thank god that my conscious is clear.. like yours... i hope the kids give me some credit for not rushing out....
Listen been on here a while.... seperated since November... 2 kids.... Very conscious that i have kids and dont want them thinking their da is out looking.... so i havent met anyone.... My ex-wife told me today that she has met someone twice..... ripped the heart out of me.... never thought we would get back but still biggest kick in the guts i ever had.... anyone else go through it????
Well for my ill-fated marriage we had Blue- you to me are everything!!!! i think they separated aswell!!!! My advice now is cut out the years of pain and torment and play Ave Maria or any other funeral song!!
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RE: STIR CRAZY!!
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."