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RE: How is your day today?

I had an absolutely fab day today.....


Another really scorching day here...
I went bus-hopping on our brand new bus service....
Saw some lovely sights which reminded me why I so love this beautiful island... yes, I fell in love with Cyprus all over again....
Hit the shops with the sales and indulged in some reatail therapy ....
Returned home, pumped up the air con, stripped off, laid on my bed and drifted off into siesta mode for a couple of hours..... Ah, bliss!cheering

RE: Kitchen Items word game .. hahahahaaaa.....

Agfa (stove)

RE: How is your day today?

Yep.... same here with fans and aircons going full blast....


Will be off in a few minutes to get showered and dressed to meet up with my CS girlfriend Maisie for a long slow lunch and some girlie natter..... yay cheering

RE: None letter word game thread (anything goes apart from word games)

Morning P....

Loved the video... Cos' I got High...
Almost imagined I was getting high too...had me dancing round the room and started my day with a smile............head banger applause

RE: animal, vegetable or mineral .. real or imagined - beginning with the letter 'A' ..

Amphibian

RE: lizard expert?

OMG!!!! hole help

Remember Charlie.... keep thy mouth shut when though sleepest!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: animal, vegetable or mineral .. real or imagined - beginning with the letter 'A' ..

Abracadabra!shock

RE: None letter word game thread (anything goes apart from word games)



Grease my palms with silver bro....ya never know how ma garden grows.... liar grin rolling on the floor laughing

RE: None letter word game thread (anything goes apart from word games)

... and I bet in wacky backy was doing the rounds in that there joint (pun) too .... rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The Secret to a Long Marriage!

Come here both of ya let me have a butchers...

wow wow yea... nicest nuts and bolts I've seem in a long timewinkblushing rolling on the floor laughing

Keeping His Options Open....

EVER wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?



To,

Aarthi Agawam


Sub: Offer of love!


Dearest Ms Aarthi,


I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with
you since the 20th of October (Thursday).

With reference to the Meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. At 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on
Probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility,
would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up
a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be
taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving
this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not
wish to take up this offer.


Wish you all the best!


Thanking you in anticipation,


Yours sincerely,

HR Manager

RE: animal, vegetable or mineral .. real or imagined - beginning with the letter 'A' ..

Artichoke

RE: None letter word game thread (anything goes apart from word games)

After-effects of the contents of the glass maybe P?
I want some of what you've been drinking... drinking grin

RE: The Secret to a Long Marriage!

Nice one M!

thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How is your day today?

Had a fab weekend... which included another 5 hour long lunch with Tomboygirl.. wave

Followed by more parties on consecutive nights... Seem to be burning the candle at both ends these days... wink laugh
So today an hour long soak, exercise and meditation in my hot tub, then will be getting ready to meet up with friends again tonight....

RE: How is your day today?

wave


Me too....
Party with friends, plenty of food, booze, chatter and ending with the victorious World Cup win for Spain

yay yay peace peace head banger head banger

RE: Have you ever ??

No... I've never done that, but I intend to do so the next time the occasion presents itself.... I once had a girlfriend with whom I worked, and there have been occasions when we've been out for after work drinks when she's seen a guy she fancies, and on her way to the cloakroom she would make a detour by his table and either drop a card on the floor or discreetly leave one of her cards on his table... laugh


TPBM loves snorkelling...

RE: The Weekend

OK... shall we all bring a bottle? paper cups will do fine... buddies grin

So Now You Know Who To Blame !!!!

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and
red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.


God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its
99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.


God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created Cuts to the Health Care System.

Amen

RE: How is your day today?

I'm sure we can come to some arrangement... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

C'mon CS get yer fingers out and give me that blooming whip icon I've been asking for since yesterday...tongue

RE: I invite you…

thumbs up wave

RE: How is your day today?

Yeah... but he is coming over to stay with his Princess Gabi in a few weeks time...
Actually, I must have a word with Gabi - just in case OldFoxy is planning to lock his Princess in the dungeon and practice the hand strokes with his whip... wow conversing wink grin

RE: ex-pats what do you miss?

I miss Boots the Chemist and Superdrug for all my toiletries.... so very expensive in Cyprus... mumbling blues

RE: The Weekend

Hey Old Foxy...

Sorry about the delay in getting back to you....
Doesn't time fly when you're having fun! yay
Hope Gabi will have updated you without giving too much of the girlie stuff away..
blushing laugh

Another busy weekend on the cards... can't wait...wink hug

RE: lizard expert?

hope you got room for another tail in your underpants....laugh

RE: How is your day today?

Deal... but I get to choose where we go...tongue

RE: How is your day today?

Well, he said something about .... "rosining up my whip as we speak "


So I've tricked him into coming into my dungeon for a little test run with the whips (where the heck is that whip icon?)....

gotta tell ya that from the smile on his face, he seems to be loving it.... peace rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How is your day today?

And P.....

just you stay away from the "weed" now.... wink rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How is your day today?

Hi Wedward....

I admire your approach to life.. thumbs up

Over recent years I have mourned the sudden loss of relatives and many close friends (and there are currently two very dear friends who have been given a "end of life date" by their doctors due to the nature of their illness), and those losses, though sad, have helped me to appreciate each day and the fact that life is an un-purchaseable gift ...


I want to...

Dance.... as though no one is watching me
Sing..... as though no one can hear me
Love..... as though I have never been hurt
Live..... as though heaven is on earth


wave wine

RE: How is your day today?

Feeeaaarrr not Charlie.... not a serious pairing off..

My pal Maisie is used to my tongue-in-cheekyness...
grin

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