sirLarryIII Forum Posts

Apr 1, 2015

RE: What's on your mind-Part 26

Sure you can pull me up the tree

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Apr 1, 2015

RE: What's on your mind-Part 26

Just dont post this on twitter or facebook and nobody will be the wiser

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Apr 1, 2015

RE: What's on your mind-Part 26

Let me see,how many rugby teams does it take to add up to fifty men..

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Apr 1, 2015

RE: What's on your mind-Part 26

Spare a thought for us poor sun deprived Irish men,ya mahogany mickey fan

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Apr 1, 2015

RE: What's on your mind-Part 26

Eyeing up waiters and lifeguards

Beware 'Carlos',be very aware

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Apr 1, 2015

RE: DON'T DO IT STAN!!!

Nonsense

Stanley for the moment should remain wild and free like the great buffalo.He needs to play the field a bit more to find a suitable mate who is capable of satisfying the great man that he is

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Mar 31, 2015

RE: What's on your mind-Part 26

But alas not enough 78 year old lesbians on the site

And as everybody knows, there ain't no show like an old lesbian show

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Mar 18, 2015

RE: What is your worst habit ?

I dribble a lot when stuffing money into women's underwear when they have finished sliding down a pole.Dribbling is a very embarrassing habit

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Mar 17, 2015

RE: irish are loved?

Well,if they skimped on the dry roasted peanuts then maybe yes

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Mar 14, 2015

RE: What's On Your Mind - Part 25

Pj's???!??!!

A lady of high quality such as yourself should only adorn her beautiful body with only the skimpiest of pure silk negligees.

And FYI im completely naked

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Mar 14, 2015

RE: did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?

So it wasn't loaves and fishs to fed the hungry afterall? It was cured cripple man.nom nom

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Mar 14, 2015

RE: What's On Your Mind - Part 25

Absolutely!!!

Poetry in motion

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Mar 14, 2015

RE: What's On Your Mind - Part 25

Peach's poetry touch me in way that shakespeare's words could not

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OPMar 13, 2015

And tomorrow is Saturday the 14th...

Wooo

Unlucky for some.May post on facebook what i had for breakfast the day before as i examine the toilet when getting up off it.Or maybe we'll all win the lotto,the possibilities are endless on a Sat14th

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Mar 10, 2015

RE: Are the people who dont show profile pics hiding something ?

I do try my hardest but you keep hanging up on my obscene phonecalls

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Mar 10, 2015

RE: Are the people who dont show profile pics hiding something ?

He's building a race of robots to take over the world

i know cause i sold him the blueprints

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Mar 10, 2015

RE: Are the people who dont show profile pics hiding something ?

Is this freemason codespeak?

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Mar 10, 2015

RE: Best barber in westmeath.

That would be Jimmy Swift,the fastest one armed barber in all of Westmeath

Dont be put off my the fact he's only one arm,you'll be strapped into the chair and head tied back as to avoid any mistakes when he's using the cut throat razor when finishing off a superb hairdo

Disclaimer : never visit him on a monday morning cause his arm a bit shakey after the weekend session

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Mar 10, 2015

RE: which is better a church or a mosque...?

You'll have to excuse Pedro,he's a bonkers catholic hypocrite who'll argue till he's blue in the face that his religion is ultimately the "truth" even though he logically does not believe in all its rules and regulations himself but somehow its still the "truth" to him

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Mar 9, 2015