sirLarryIII Forum Posts (2,016)

RE: Blonde moments....

Except better from you

RE: Blonde moments....

Hope you drawing pictures as well as talking notes,pictures are easier for me to understand

RE: the sun

Goodnite Beautiful Peach

RE: the sun

Aww Peachness all that swimning and snorkling sounds like too much hard work

Can we not just make love on beach under the moonlight with just a gentle cool breeze keeping your hair from covering your beautiful face?


If wish to throw in a bj thats fine by me,your choice

RE: the sun

Yes Molly there are some fine racks on display at Lidl,well spotted

RE: the sun

We could go together and put down the south american wimin that dont have a rack as good as yours

RE: the sun

Do ya get them tan lines like the wimin in the Rio de janiro carnival parade?

RE: Patrick Macnee

My balls are great Bran thanks for asking

This may sound silly but sorry for your loss Understand the admiration for a hero in the acting world and when someone we enjoy be it in films,arts or music comes to an end there is a sort of grief in it even if we didnt know the person directly.

R.I.P Patrick

RE: Patrick Macnee

Hi BranGood to see you back Im taking it you a fan of Patrick Macnee/avengers,what did you think of the film remake with Ralph Fiennes?

RE: Final cut

Awww..reading the title thought this thread was gonna be about the blade runner film.no fair

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

Iv ran out of retorts


Goodnite to you Cork Princess Here's your snog

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

If ya keep saying this stuff you'll create a glitch in the space-time continum And il turn back into a pumpkin

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

Now your talking like Miss Daisy



I'll get my coat

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

For your information im currently taking part in clinical tests of an experimental drug that leaves the person with the false belief that they can perform all night

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

Wimin

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

Be honest Fraya you are a little bit posh

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

Tisin gratoon on me 2.5

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

No,every time i wear shorts i use braces to hold them up

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

Why are you talking like Ali G?

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

Wishful thinking Mj.But appreciate the vote of confidence

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

Sounds like a romcom staring Gary Oldman and Sandra Bullock

Forgive me Gary if your reading this

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

This is my anonomous posted snog

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

"treat yourself to a small icecream that looks foul and tastes even worse,the treat you can eat between stomach pump sessions with only mildly damaging your digestive system"

Advertising was never my forte

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

Like in them icecreams that used to have the bubblegum ball in the bottom of them?

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

i make the icecream myself,no artifical flavours or colourings

RE: Post a snog thread #1 :P

"Just a 2.5inch cornetto,
i give it to a you,
delicious icecream,
not from italy"

RE: What's on your mind part 27

Yeah your right Id be lost without them

RE: Who is John Denim.

He also goes under the aliases of Jimmy Leather and Mickey Hard

RE: What's on your mind part 27

And in fairness im not cruel to animals.The small insects and mice that live in my bed stubbornly refuse to take resposibility as the main reason hot gals dont want to sleepover.Do i burn them out of it? no! i live and let live,knowing fine well that someday they'll see the error of their ways,i take the high road

RE: What's on your mind part 27

It was a killer poodle i swear Really sharp curly hair with a very intimidating ribbon around its neck My life was at stake

Last week a superpowered cat threatened to overturn my car with me driving it,with a menacing look in its eyes it boldly ran towards my 180mph traveling car, but with a courageous action on my part i managed to flatten it in the nick of time

Last month somebody said i hold very one-sided views,i had them executed as they threatened the integrity of my mind