Great topic... Well Brycen you are partially wrong...personaly i even worse then you are (which scaring every single man i have had)... my mind is not just racing and analizing everything it is always trying to find a new way for the old things and ...but probably being curious is the worst ...one day somebody or something will kill me lol... As for the mirror ... Spiky hair in the morning, bones(honestly i eat a lot) and sleepy eyes.... Marina
Lilly i do not have a man to help me with shoveling as well... but i have my "little girl" Jeep Grand Cherokee 5.2, V8 ... wearing "Good Year" winter tires lol Very helpfull
Dear Diary: Sept. 1 Moved to our new home in Nova Scotia. It is so beautiful here. > The town is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. > I LOVE IT HERE. > Oct. 15 > Nova Scotia is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves >are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. >Went for a ride through the hills and saw a deer. They are so graceful. > Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. > I LOVE IT HERE. >
Nov. 21 > Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE. >
Dec. 2 > It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanked in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE. > to be continue
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.
When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?"
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The teacher wasn't certain which it was,and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.
A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, "He was a loner." Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with George Carlin
lol is it what you sing in Hog Breath Cafe ... i know a couple of Russian ones but do not have cyrilic on my keybord. what about ...Oh ho ho...do not remember this part ...three dead bodies and a bottle of Rom(Captan Flints Hymn)
Oh yes almost forgot... Can anybody explain to a foreigner What does "I'm very open mined mean?' we have this kind of description in Russia and that means that I'm ready to spend a night but not only with you but your friend is welcome join us".... ooops was it appropriate
lol EsquireX you got it... i was always wondering myself on that one... or maybe they just want to proof that they were not always alone. Anyway ... all those walking on the beach or around the any water body,holding hands,testing wine,... And the most disgusting (personaly) Gentle,long kisses...do you realize guys that this sort of privet part...
You sounds like the right person to have long conversations with and to be around ... You sounds relaxing :o) If i may to give a personal advice... try to read of that hairy stuff on your face, shave it off ...anyway it will grow back lol ...but you will get different responses from women. I hope you understand what i mean. No offence
3 years...only 3 years :o) ... Here how i have been dealing with this .. It is happend 8 years ago... since then i moved to other country (just to be away)... i have a son (not his) who i named after him...It is getting better.. but sometimes... somewhere inside ...But i'm not trying to forget i simply live with it. Well...maybe i'm still single and on this site. lol
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