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well hopefully we all have enough useless information for one day - its very important to update each other - never know when you may need it !help

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well seeing as turtles live in the sea i would highly recommend that you wear your swimming costumeprofessor

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LOL but then you wouldnt be a be to breath - dont put the clip on the turtles butt and the next time you fly in a plane remember this : Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes so you will be ok!

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seriously...i would wear glovesrolling on the floor laughing

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this builds "life skills" next time you pick up a turtle do not - I warn you - do not cover his butt!!!

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ps. to end on a high note : Turtles can breathe through their butts!

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its my pleasure - i have written this information down so everybody can write it into their peronal book of un-important information- one never knows when they might need it!professor

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they go all like marshmallows all foamy yeuuck

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yeah good idea and while you are there check out the snails cos they can sleep for up to 3 years at a time.....wave

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Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K"

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The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
Now don't ever forget that as it could be of great assistance to you!tongue Enjoy your daylaugh

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Hi Oneofakind - Ireland is beautiful!! Survived the snow and ice and still looking for that darn Leprechaun who keeps leaving my washing out in the rain! laugh Happy St.Patricks day!cheering

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LOL ...Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs

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yeah and Yo mama so old she's older than yo grandmalaugh

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yeah Yo daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hardblues

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Yeah well Yo daddy's so stupid, he has to unzip his pants to count to 11sad flower

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on itdoh

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Lets have some humour : Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!laugh

RE: How long have you being at CS?? just curious

about a month now

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recalled a distant memory of the planet Kryptonite - suddenly Super-dag was in front of him, wishing he had packed his pink and green costume he was suddenly whisked off to .......

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you know what? at least you didnt make the mistake of falling out of one person arms into another ones to only realise you made a mistake - rebound can be just as bad

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the first love in your life is the one that will never really leave you, im the same as you i guessdoh

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LOL cos i can be ha ha laugh why you single?

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yes it sucks - miss the wildlife but ireland is really beautiful and not the crime capital of the world like Johannesburg.Oh forgive my bad manners - Happy Easter to you!laugh

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no i moved to ireland 18 months ago - the best thing i ever held was a baby tiger - awesome little creature - stroked an elephants trunk - jeez they are scarey!! Got scratched by a nasty baboon LOL - i love the wildlife but do respect its fury!

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remember the series on tv called "skippy" - the bush kangaroo? i loved that as a kid!!! I would also love to hold a kaola bear (spelling) - ive stroked a lion and some of the other Big 5 but there was always that element of fear cos they are the predators!

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and Christmas cake toowave

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well you live in Australia - i lived in Africa all my life - so i guess its sheep versus springbok! LOL baa baalaugh

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i hate arguements - bow out gracefully when they start - im a lover not a fighter - so what you wanna chat about then?

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