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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

perhaps thats why we are single he he he

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Sep 23, 2010

Why did the woman cross the road?...... That’s not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen....[/qu What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

Why do men name their penises?
Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

too scared to let myself go - must keep composure on this thread!

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: Delicious as a cuss word

Venus fly trap

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

he he he i can call myself "holy" then !

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

ive lost all possible dates he he he shot myself right in the foot !

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: What song touches you?

May angels lead you in - Jimmy Eatworld

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
A. Big Foot's been spotted a several times

Is that BAD enough? I have a few more up my sleeve but really dont like to offend! (often)

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: Ideal size for a man

nice to have a date a few inches taller than me - thats when i get one.......

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: Keep One / Change One

control freak

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Sep 23, 2010

RE: moms.

My mum and dad are the kindest people on this earth - married for 60 years - i am so thankful for their input into my life - they raised 5 children and made sacrifices for us. I phone them everyday, they are my strength and i love them with all my heart.

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Sep 22, 2010

RE: Please Keep This Young Man In Your Thoughts

my deepest thoughts go out to you all xxxxx

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Sep 22, 2010

RE: THE RACE IS LONG BUT IN THE END ITS ONLY WITH YOURSELF!

ahhhh - its a long race - can i start over again ?

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Sep 22, 2010

RE: Things that make me go "Hhmmmmmmmmmm"....

Thank you xxx

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Sep 18, 2010

RE: Sheep or for real?

well sometimes i go with the flow, sometimes i say what i mean and sometimes i mean what i say....oh sorry what was the question again?

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Sep 18, 2010

RE: Which are you?

i live on my own - the toilet seat remains down

the tv remote is mine whenever i want it

though i do miss that special someone to chat to and cuddle into at night

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Sep 18, 2010

RE: Interview The person Below

Yes - i predict the sun comes up every morning - hey ho - it does.

Have you ever licked your elbow?

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Sep 18, 2010

RE: should guys shave downstairs?

bwah ha ha ha ha - and i thought only women worried about stuff like this

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Sep 18, 2010

RE: FIVE minutes to live and one phone call. Who do you call?

does it have to be a phone call? how about skyp? i would contact my mother my father my sister my other sister my other sister my son my daughter my best friend my dog my cat - oh what the heck i would post a few "Yo mama jokes" as well .....

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Sep 18, 2010

RE: who do you love ?

i love just about everything...especially malteses chocolates!

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Sep 17, 2010

RE: find a nice woman

well nuts are nice - cashew nuts that is

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Sep 15, 2010

RE: When I First went on the forum

stumbled across the room only to find my fake DD's had melted into a messy muck on the floor - clutching my chest i exclaimed loudly when i found that my battery operated .....

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Sep 15, 2010

RE: When I First went on the forum

appeared in the rocky horror picture show which made their granny so proud that she instantly....

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Sep 15, 2010

RE: Do you think single life is a better lifestyle?

Sigh....i know how you feel....ive been told that i will grow old and have 100 cats in my house .. well i have one for now who is great company!!!

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RE: Delicious as a cuss word

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

RE: What song touches you?

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

RE: Ideal size for a man

RE: Keep One / Change One

RE: moms.

RE: Please Keep This Young Man In Your Thoughts

RE: THE RACE IS LONG BUT IN THE END ITS ONLY WITH YOURSELF!

RE: Things that make me go "Hhmmmmmmmmmm"....

RE: Sheep or for real?

RE: Which are you?

RE: Interview The person Below

RE: should guys shave downstairs?

RE: FIVE minutes to live and one phone call. Who do you call?

RE: who do you love ?

RE: find a nice woman

RE: When I First went on the forum

RE: When I First went on the forum

RE: Do you think single life is a better lifestyle?

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