only to awake in utter disbelief "Oh crunching krabby-patties" he exclaimed in horror - they've stolen me peg leg as he stumbled to the hard wooden floor, barnacles and damnation he spluttered, but then his hand felt something on the floor boards, could it be, could it really be the..........
beauty is in the eye of the beholder - jeez i hope by the time im 80 someone will be so blind they wont notice the wrinkles - mebbe start investing in boxes of "wall filler" to cover up the cracks!
Start off as you intend to continue. Romance her and treat her with the highest respect. Once the relationship is established continue with the romance and dont think "now ive got her i can slacken off". My parents will be married for 60 years soon - they have a love affair that i could only wish for - it takes two people who are willing to give 100% of love and committment through good and bad. All the best to you!
RE: merry xmas
yeah me too