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I need a hug so much right now

This is so wonderful Polly. It is a keeper. Thank You!!!

I need a hug so much right now

Darn it Movin'! You just made me laugh with your profile pic.

I need a hug so much right now

Y'all are making me cry even more! I honestly didn't expect this much of a response. How wonderful you all are.....

I need a hug so much right now

Thank you CS friends.

I need a hug so much right now

Thank you all so much. I'm just wallowing in self pity right now...not a pretty thing, I know.

I need a hug so much right now

Men....I'm told I'm too nice, stood up on dates, not called when they say they will, told I'm too big, teeth like a horse, am told one day I'm the best date they've I've been on and then never hear from them again, told I'm too this or too that.

"Hope springs eternal" is how I look at life, but this "stuff is really wearing me down. I juse humor to I deal with difficult issues, but sometimes, I can't laugh anymore.

I need a hug so much right now

RE: A Tornado Is In Front Of You

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Hi Sunshiney Boy!

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Hellooo Mr. Cheeky...St. Louis has some adult beverage establishments as well. C'mon over and I'll take you to them

RE: What Are The Top 5 - 7 Attributes You Want In Your Future Mate?

Depending on where it is...

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

And how many years of counseling did you require to get over that??!!

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Awww...he'll be lovely Venus, I'm sure. Run while you still have the chance!!!

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Ewwww....

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

And then there was the guy that had tourettes which involved one eye constantly winking at me, and his tongue flopping out of his mouth about every 10 seconds...

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

I know I've shared this one already, but it does deserve a chapter in "My Dates from Hell" book...coming soon to a bookstore near you!!

Abbrevited version...
1st date. Dinner finished. I stood up from the table and my scarf dropped to the floor. My date, being the chivalrous gentleman that he was, bent down to pick up my scarf.

His dentures fell out ON my scarf. Didn't even known he had dentures.

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

I know! Not even a cracker or breadstick was offered!

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

I have had some weird dates, but I think this one may win First Prize.

This is our 3rd date. He is charming, intelligent, interesting, a perfect gentleman. He invites me over to his place for dinner. I arrive at his place. His front door is ajar. It is dark inside. I nervously say, "Hello?" He calls for me to come on in and to "come back here".

Against all of my instincts, and my head screaming to me "Don't do it!"...I "go back there".

His was in his bedroom, kneeling on his bed, butt naked, pleasuring himself.

After a few seconds of surreal shock, I simply turn around and leave the house without a word spoken between us.

The moral of this story? I should've raided his refrigerator on my way out, as he hadn't even made the promised dinner!

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Sigh...and may I have my hair pieces back please???

RE: No emotional baggage pls ...

Very well said.

RE: in reality,are u better looking than ur profile photo or worse?

Some say I look the same as my pics, some say I look better...I think I look worse in "real" life, not photogenic at all.

RE: Do women really nead a man?

Yes, yes, yes.

RE: Say something nice...anything. :-)

NICE DAMMIT!

RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

I've never been to Washington DC but that is certainly on my "Bucket List".

RE: Do women really nead a man?

RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

I've been to Dachau...stood in front of the ovens. When I shared that with someone, I was flatly told that the ovens were so big because of the vast amounts of bread needed to feed the "workers", i.e. camp detainees, everyday. I asked if they were eating so much bread, why were so many starving to literal death.

RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

I think you're soooo hot. Oops! Sorry...I'm an American...can't get past that whole lieing thing.

RE: Top 5 Favorite Posters

psst...Ali....c'mere....WHACK!

RE: Top 5 Favorite Posters

Actually, photo chopping is more like it. I'm just not getting the hang of it.

RE: Top 5 Favorite Posters

Aww Movin...I'm still waiting for the tylenol.