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A Mans Battle With Balding-Donut Hair
Author:
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MAN VS. DONUT HAIR - MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
musicianfriend
TO BE BALD..OR TO HAVE DONUT HAIR...THAT IS THE QUESTION!!
Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house..
Not a creature was stirring..
Not even my spouse..
The Stockings were hung
by the chimney with care..
In hopes that St Nicholas
would bring him some hair..
His head it was balding
Hair fell in his lap..
We look at each other ..
And started to laugh..
But what to my wondering eyes
should appear
but one little follicle
inside of his ear
That little ole driver
grew steady and quick
The next thing you knew..
I gave it a lick
My husband was moved
he called me by name..
and after that nite
we were never the same..
From the top of his head
To his skinny ole chin..
hes shaved them away
then grew them again...
They looked like ants
before the clippers did fly...
those sweet little follicles...
.
fell over his thy...
He questioned himself
did he do the right thing..
so he grew them all back...
He looked like a King...
He looked like a mountainman
all fury like Fred
except for that donut
on top of his head...
(donut...the ring of hair around the head when the top at the back has fell out..)
He tired to cover it...
did all that he could...
he painted he colored..
but did him no good
He remembered a man..
all shaven and keen.....
That handsome young man...
They called Mr Clean..
He used ingenuity...
He used common sense..
He shaved it all off...
what a handsome gent...
My husband is happy....
No outings to dread
The donuts all gone..
from top of his head..
The moral to this story...
Is simple and true...
Shave off your hair..
and save on shampoo
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR....
LAUGHTER DOETH GOOD.....LIKE A MERRY MEDICINE!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Mar 2010
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Mar 2010
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