Beer Quiz

Beer Quiz

created by KindaLameDude on Sep 201952 yrs old, Valle, Aust-Agder, Norway
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A quiz about beer.
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1. You have ONE beer in your hand. And WANT it. You also have many more in the fridge. How many beers do you have in your hand?
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2. Youre smoking a cigarette. In the pack, there is like 5 left. And you think: "Oh my god, I gotta get more cigarettes". - So. you drink another beer?
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3. Youre on an alien spaceship. All aliens are drunk as shit. You feel kinda h*rny. DO YOU f*ck an alien ?
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4. You have FIVE beers, TWO apples and ONE fart-cushion. You give the fart-cushion to a friend, and ONE apple to your mother. How many beers have you got left ?
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5. Youre drunk as shites and stoned as a stone. Suddenly a wizard appears and asks you: "hello, you a**hole. Have you thaught about the holy train to Canberry?" Of course you feel kindalike wtf - but he looked kinda like Ian McKellan so it all good. Where was the train going to ?
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6. Your androgynous features leaves you - in the eyes of the beholder - either a woman or a man. Suddenly when you look down you DO have a p*nis. WHAT will your sex be ?
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7. Ok. You have 300 beers. 267 of them got smashed in an attempt to do a 4,7 shokohara loop. FIVE people were watching you, but only ONE cheered. Your mother suddenly came in the door and asked if she could have a cig. TWO aliens were standing at the exit looking confused. THREE pimples suddenly appeared on your genitals so HOW many beers have you got left ?
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8. Youre feelin kinda groovy and wanna listen to some cool music so you go to youtube and search for what ?
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9. Youre a smoker who just finished smoking a cigarette. So you light up another one. And THEN !. You smoke that cig with great immersion and indulgence. IF you just opened a 20-pack and took ONE out, how many will be left in the pack ?
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10. Youre hungover like a m**erf**ker. Youre alone. Feeling kinda hellish. So WHAT do you do ?

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by KindaLameDude
Created: Sep 2019
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Last Commented: Jun 2020
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