dillinger: because broads just can't wait ta stop a guy enjoying himself. it's like every chicks mission in life ta trap some guy an make him totally gay. see, the thing is they're sneaky about it too. at first they're all cool and make like they don't mind if ya go out all night or come in drunk an play motorhead at 5 in the morning. don't be fooled chaps, they're just bidin their time. see, broads have spent their lives bein trained by their mothers in how ta break a guy's balls. it's like their mission in life. so, at first they're gonna be real cool an let ya get aways wit all kindsa wacky sh!t. don't be fooled! what they're really doin is storin up ammunition for later. see, these broads are trained an they know that ta break a guy down an turn him inta a pillow biter. they gotta work him ovah slowly, so he don't realise what's happenin. like boilin a lobster. maybes they'll nag him a little about his clothes one day or maybes his buddies. sure they'll still act cool when the guy tells em ta take a hike, they're just warmin up, searchin for weak spots in the guy. eventually they'll turn the heat a little, they'll start complaining about the guy goin out all the time. maybes they won't let the guy blindfold em an cover em in strawberry cream until he washes the dishes an hoovers. see, what they're doin is planting little seeds of pussyness. one day them seeds are gonna grow an another poor shlub is gonna wake up an find he's got a closet full of sweaters an slacks, all his buddies have vanished, he's payin for all kindsa weird feminine sh!t like art appreciation classes, he ain't had a beer in years, his rock c.ds have all vanished and been replaced with coldplay and other pussy sh!t that's designed ta drain his man energy and make him a little whiny bitch, he's put on so much weight through stayin home every night readin books about expressin his feminine side that he's grown a pair of tits an ta cap it all of he's gonna pay every penny he ever earns for his broad ta spend the rest of her life eatin chocolate an growin a beard
man, i think that you are better off single
