lorraine Forum Posts (2,717)

RE: PADDYS DAY .......LETS STAY SOBER.....

Hope ya all have a great Paddy's day

RE: PADDYS DAY .......LETS STAY SOBER.....

I remember know. I was answering the thread, "can we stay sober"

RE: PADDYS DAY .......LETS STAY SOBER.....

I can't remember Jack. I had a few on me and posted that last night. I went out for a meal with my daughter, her boyfriend and a few friends and Keith proposed to my daughter. It was so nice. She said yes by the way.

RE: PADDYS DAY .......LETS STAY SOBER.....

hell no

RE: advice needed

What do ya mean pman

RE: Prayer....

Probably gone out to the pub.

RE: Prayer....

It's ok. we kissed and made up.

RE: Prayer....

Actually it is perfect. I was only joking Lols

RE: Who wants debates?

Jesus Jack,(that would be a great new name for Ya) try not to use forums for your fantasys. Can be upsetting for us mere mortals.

I Wish... Who would you choose?

ta lola. I will make it up to you, I promise

I Wish... Who would you choose?

You go girl and have a blast

I Wish... Who would you choose?

Ah lola I am not feeling the best. You are making me feel bad now

I Wish... Who would you choose?

Hi ya hun. how are you.

I Wish... Who would you choose?

Your a gas woman

I Wish... Who would you choose?

why do ya think so many are posting. As soon as it's back they will run off again

I Wish... Who would you choose?

I turkish how are you?

I Wish... Who would you choose?

unfortunately Ican only pick one. Otherwise he would be in my top 10. who would your pick be?

I Wish... Who would you choose?

So could I but it's my game and you are only allowed to choose one

I Wish... Who would you choose?

If I could have a mad passinate love affair with anyone in the world I would choose
Let me see
Al Pacino, Yes I would smother my mother for him.
Who would you choose?

I just love it

Well guys, are ya gonna sign up for them classes.

I just love it

SPRING CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Tuesnday March 20, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.



Classes begin Monday, FEBRUARY 20 , 2007



Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10 :00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7 :00 PM.



Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.



Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.



Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.



Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered .
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

RE: You are sad

I am sad when it comes back

RE: new club........ owner to be announced

yeah, when i wasn't looking

RE: new club........ owner to be announced

aftershock and a fat frog please

RE: Pleas Can somebody Help Me....

It hasn't stopped ya complaining, or maybe your bragging

RE: Pleas Can somebody Help Me....

you two guys are real:devils tonight.

Joker's corner

I was thinking of the tea spoon

Joker's corner

A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The director said " we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath tub." The visitor said " Oh, I see, a normal would choose the bucket because it's bigger".
The director said " no, a normal person would pull the f...ing plug out,
would you like a bed near the window?"

Friends

Yeah you are probably right. Great photo

Friends

Oh I have been here. I was keeping tessie company over the weekend She needs 24 hour supervision