Glad to hear it is all getting sorted for ya. It would be awful to miss the holiday. And don't bring your passport out again. I am sure they have stopped asking you for i.d. when you go out on a mad one.
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
When it is over and I bump into an x, for some reason I think, What did I ever see in them, I must have been outa my tree to even like them never mind the love thingy.
lorraine Forum Posts (2,717)
RE: Barcelona September 2008
Really great pics.You all look great and having a great time.
Sorry I missed it
Maybe next time