lorrainelorraine Forum Posts (2,717)

RE: There'll be no green bottles standing on the wall...:blues:

With respect,
Pleople may leave for a day or two or even longer for various reasons.

If any person leaves this site because of the spite,sarcasm,hate and constant picking on by another member then I would say to them,
do not let anyone make you leave here until the time comes when you want to go.
do not let anyone make you feel bad or to not trust in your own instincts.
You know who and what you are, never let anyone make you doubt yourself.
It takes all sorts, but the worst kind are bullies.
They only feel good when they make someone else feel bad.
Give no one satisfaction of making you feel bad.

Good morning everyonedancing

RE: Should there be a limit on amount of threads?

Fair enough.
And I just said how I felt about it.

RE: what do woman want

I don't know what I want,
but I know what I don't want.confused

RE: WHAT'S YOUR SUN SIGN?

Me too.thumbs up

Sagittarians have a positive outlook on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. They enjoy travelling and exploration, the more so because their minds are constantly open to new dimensions of thought. They are basically ambitious and optimistic, and continue to be so even when their hopes are dashed. Their strongly idealistic natures can also suffer many disappointments without being affected. They are honorable, honest, trustworthy, truthful, generous and sincere, with a passion for justice. They are usually on the side of the underdog in society they will fight for any cause they believe to be just, and are prepared to be rebellious. They balance loyalty with independence.
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RE: hello

wave
welcome.
Jump right in and make yourself at home

RE: Going away

yes, that is true.
Maybe when she has had a break she will come back.
I hope somoping

RE: Funniest movie off all time

war of the roses
or the man with two brainsrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Using mentally disabled people

Cnn made some comment about it.
I wonder if it is true or propaganda.
dunno

RE: Greetings from a Sunny Caribbean Island

Good for you.
Hello and welcomewave

RE: If & when your parents get too old to take care of themselves what will you do?

I would like to be able to look after them myself, and would do until it became impossible
to care for them.
I know some people who have cared for their family until they became a danger to
themselves or other people in the house.
Like going out and wandering around the streets or using the cooker and not
switching it off when they have finished.
Work would also be a huge consideration, but I would try not
to put them into a home.
Nursing homes in Ireland have been under a lot of scrutinity lately.
There was a case recently where a woman who was left back to the home on Christmas day
wandered off and was never found. I think this happened about 4 years ago.

RE: WIFE vs. HUSBAND

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Good Afternoon Oslowave

RE: why do people really watch or appear on the jerry springer show ?

Well it would take a hell of a lot more for me to carry on like that
in private never mind on t.v.
Seems like Jerry is taking advantagewave

RE: whats the best/worst country in the world to live in for love opportunities standards civil rights ?

UNITED NATIONS -- The United Nations Human Development Report has ranked 162 countries according to per capita income, health care, life expectancy and educational levels.
Top 20

1. Norway

2. Australia

3. Canada

4. Sweden

5. Belgium

6. United States

7. Iceland

8. Netherlands

9. Japan

10. Finland

11. Switzerland

12. Luxembourg

13. France

14. Britain

15. Denmark

16. Austria

17. Germany

18. Ireland

19. New Zealand

20. Italy

RE: why do people really watch or appear on the jerry springer show ?

It is normal behaviour to the people who appear on the show.
I mean, why else would they.

Trailor park trash

RE: it was the happiest day of my life

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RE: Its God's fault !

You love it Paul.wave

RE: Why God created Adam first...............

oopsdoh

Why do I keep repeating myselfconfused

RE: Its God's fault !

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And thats the way it will always be.cheering

RE: But they just wanted a better life.

Did someone say Jerry Springer was in hereconfused

Jerrrrrrry, Jerrrrrry
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Success

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is .. . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . .. having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is .. .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

Life Lessons

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.


GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Shopping

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding
the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale
in the second.

In the third everything had just been reduced then her mobile
phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had
just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in
the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and
that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to
be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of
more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping for the rest of the morning, finishing her
trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee cake complimentary from
the last shop

She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she
dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and
asked about her Husband's condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead
and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of
yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself
in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care
Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will
be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take!
For the rest of his life he will require around the clock care.
And you'll now be his care giver!"

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg.
He's dead. What did you buy?'

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RE: what stage in life are you at now ?

The stage where I am happy and content with ME.

I love my home, spent years getting it just right.
I love my job, it has made me a more tolerent person.
My children are the best I could wish for.
I dont worry anymore about what other people thinkof me.
Financially, I am not rich but am secure.
People in authority dont intimidate me anymore.
I don't feel I have to have someone else in my life, I am content with my own company. If it happens it will be a bonus, not a must have.

I LIKE ME.
I am proud of myself,
I did goodyay

RE: hello to all

wave

hello and welcome

TESSIE

Tess, I hear it is your birthday today.
Happy birthday girl.
Hoping this is the best birthday ever.
teddybear lips heart wings kiss bouquet dancing

Hey teasie, when are we going to meet up again.
I miss you.kiss

RE: Happy Birthday, Bluebabsie!!!

It's your Birthdaycheering cheering

Have a really Happy Birthdayteddybear lips cheering

RE: Happy Birthday Chele1964

Happy Birthday to YOU.
Hope you have a great onecheering bouquet banana

RE: Happy Birthday to........ Mickeyscouse!!!

Happy birthday Mickeycheering applause

I hope you are celebrating in stylecheers

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

wave
Nice to see you hunteddybear

RE: fav queen song?

Dont stop me now
killer queen

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