Top ten reasons I'm not replying to your message.
You sent me a message on connecting singles. I didn't answer. Here is why.
1
Your only qualification for messaging a lady is that she have a female name.
I opened an account on CS and on the first day I uploaded no pictures and wrote almost nothing in my description section. Then I logged out. The next day I returned to compete my profile and discovered some messages in my mailbox from men. Ummm guys, the only thing you knew about me on day one was that I had a female name and that is all you apparently needed to contact me?
Seriously? That is not how to make a lady feel special.
"Oh oh you are female? That is good enough for me, let's get married."
Seriously? That is not how to make a lady feel special.
"Oh oh you are female? That is good enough for me, let's get married."
2
Your children are older than I am.
I do not mind chatting with older men when they contact me to talk about something of mutual interest. However if your goal is to date me, no, it is not happening. I am sure you are a fine gentleman but come on now, try messaging women closer to your own age. When I watch oldies television I do not want to see how my boyfriend grew up.
3
You tell me how honest you are by....
...telling me you are married. Great! Thanks for being honest, now bugger off.
4
U right bad and ur usin text speak.
If you "right" me a message you can expect me to "left" your message in the un-replied box.
And if you are too lazy to type out the entire words "your" and "you" than you are too lazy for me.
Look now. Although I am a language translator I do make spelling errors, grammatical errors and typos as I am not perfect and I do not expect you to be. But at least try to write like you graduated ninth grade.
Also, use some common sense. If you are writing to a woman who says she can speak, read and write nine languages that means she studied hard. She is not going to have much patience for those who can not even get up the energy to write one language correctly.
And if you are too lazy to type out the entire words "your" and "you" than you are too lazy for me.
Look now. Although I am a language translator I do make spelling errors, grammatical errors and typos as I am not perfect and I do not expect you to be. But at least try to write like you graduated ninth grade.
Also, use some common sense. If you are writing to a woman who says she can speak, read and write nine languages that means she studied hard. She is not going to have much patience for those who can not even get up the energy to write one language correctly.
5
Your message implied that you think I am a sweet girl.
That tells me you did not read my profile and we women hate getting messages from men who do not read our profile. If you had read mine you would have known about the stick up my butt and that I am an uptight demanding lady.
But with a good sense of humor.
But with a good sense of humor.
6
You did not comb your hair.
I like attractive men just as most ladies do. Still I will talk to those that I do not find attractive because sometimes they become more attractive as I get to know them. However, you must at least try to be attractive. Dress nice, shave, comb your hair and unless you invade foreign countries on weekends, you should wear a shirt.
7
You share none of my interest.
Telling me how beautiful I am is nice but it gets old after a couple of months. Unless you share some of my interest we will run out of things to talk about and our relationship will become boring. So why bother to begin with? Sex? No, I only sleep with men who I can hold an interesting conversation with in the 30 seconds between when we finish sex and they fall a sleep.
8
Because I was making a sandwich.
A true story.
I spent a couple of weeks using a popular American saying site. During this time I received a message from a guy who looked cute and his message was interesting. I decided to respond but first I wanted to think about my response while I was making a sandwich, because I was hungry. On that site people can see when messages they have sent are read. This guy could see that I read his message. He could not see that I went to make a sandwich.
So I made my sandwich and thought about what sweet reply I would send back. Twenty minutes later I go back to my computer to type my reply and there is another message from the cute guy. I open it and it reads
... "Too good to reply you f***king c***!!" (except he spelled the cuss words out).
Seriously, it had only been 20 minutes. The guy had no patience at all. He expected me to see his message and jump all over it.
I hate to break it to you guys but no matter how cute and interesting you are, if I am hungry then you are just going to have to wait until I finish my lunch.
P.S. On the forums of that site I mentioned this story. The guy saw my forum post and apologized. I ignored him. We F***king C***s are not very forgiving.
I spent a couple of weeks using a popular American saying site. During this time I received a message from a guy who looked cute and his message was interesting. I decided to respond but first I wanted to think about my response while I was making a sandwich, because I was hungry. On that site people can see when messages they have sent are read. This guy could see that I read his message. He could not see that I went to make a sandwich.
So I made my sandwich and thought about what sweet reply I would send back. Twenty minutes later I go back to my computer to type my reply and there is another message from the cute guy. I open it and it reads
... "Too good to reply you f***king c***!!" (except he spelled the cuss words out).
Seriously, it had only been 20 minutes. The guy had no patience at all. He expected me to see his message and jump all over it.
I hate to break it to you guys but no matter how cute and interesting you are, if I am hungry then you are just going to have to wait until I finish my lunch.
P.S. On the forums of that site I mentioned this story. The guy saw my forum post and apologized. I ignored him. We F***king C***s are not very forgiving.
9
You did not mention my pictures.
I do not do Facebook type pictures. I do not stand in front on a bathroom mirror with a smartphone camera. I like to pose in beautiful outfits for photographers. It is something I enjoy and I have uploaded some of those pictures to CS.
The pictures are there for you guys to look at and compliment me on. If you do not think I am pretty then there is no need to contact me. If you do not notice my pictures then you are not noticing an important part of who I am.
The pictures are there for you guys to look at and compliment me on. If you do not think I am pretty then there is no need to contact me. If you do not notice my pictures then you are not noticing an important part of who I am.
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Your message was shorter than this headline.
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Comments (6)
Your real age and the age of your body does not match.
My kids go bungee jumping with me. My kids are in the same good physical shape that I am. My kids get tired and need to go to sleep by 2 in the morning. I will continue dancing till the sun goes up. I do Ice skating. My kids gave that up when they turned 20.
I recently had a girlfriend in her thirties, she could not keep up with me on hikes. She does not enjoy camping in the desert in the moonlight anymore. She won't jump down the waterfall naked with me and find the walk into the Forrest too far to experience the thrill of the fireflies lighting you way.
I really do not have a predudice for your age and respect your choice to date in the same age range. I generally respect the settings you have for the age group you have indicated on your profile for your match. Some people realize that your age becomes fairly irrelevant once you grow up.
I am growing up now and living now. You won't see how I grew up on old TV shows. I have not owned a TV in 25 years but do own a paraglider, motorcycle and many toys 30 year olds have given up on playing with. Nowadays watching activity of others on TV is the most exposure to activity people get.
Wants more irritating than finding someone who misunderstood you and think you meant young at heart when on all counts you live a life more active than most 30 year olds do nowadays?
I refuse to settle for someone young at heart or who has given up on living life in their thirties. It is sad that most people do. Forgive me if I am interested in someone still living life and hoping to find someone alive to spend some time with.
On the last note my sex drive exceeds that of the average 30 year old. Settling for someone with a redundant sex drive or the sex drive normal to my age group would be the most boring thing I could imagine.
Judging a person by their age is second most stupid to judging them by their pic.
Errr I meant thank you.