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Okay, my house, my car and my life

Yep, this is all about me, yes me!, me!, me!...I know I am gods gift to women and one of the greatest humans to ever walk this earth. Oh please, wheres the mirror at, so I may look at myself and admire the handsomeness, oh and lets not forget the whole world revolves around me...

Gez it even made me feel sick writing it... laugh
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Larger than life itself

Now I've had a bit of time to think about it, the man with his colourful language was right.
There's something wrong with all of us...wink

crazysheep
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The luck

ME: I was on my way, but the planes left engine started smoking and then caught on fire 20 minutes into the flight, so it had to turn around and return to the airport. There was a later flight but since this scared the crap out of me ANd put the fear of god in my eyes annnnd is my frist time on a huge plane and crossing the ocean, I'm not comming...OK.





I would just like to get my side of the story across first. Just incase you hear otherwise...wave laugh
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Black and White

Its Waitangi Day in Aotearoa....and its all about this document below. There is also a maori version written in our own language, and that is where the problem lies, in the translation between the two.

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HER MAJESTY VICTORIA Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland regarding with Her Royal Favor the Native Chiefs and Tribes of New Zealand and anxious to protect their just Rights and Property and to secure to them the enjoyment of Peace and Good Order has deemed it necessary in consequence of the great number of Her Majesty's Subjects who have already settled in New Zealand and the rapid extension of Emigration both from Europe and Australia which is still in progress to constitute and appoint a functionary properly authorised to treat with the Aborigines of New Zealand for the recognition of Her Majesty's Sovereign authority over the whole or any part of those islands – Her Majesty therefore being desirous to establish a settled form of Civil Government with a view to avert the evil consequences which must result from the absence of the necessary Laws and Institutions alike to the native population and to Her subjects has been graciously pleased to empower and to authorise me William Hobson a Captain in Her Majesty's Royal Navy Consul and Lieutenant-Governor of such parts of New Zealand as may be or hereafter shall be ceded to her Majesty to invite the confederated and independent Chiefs of New Zealand to concur in the following Articles and Conditions.

Article the first [Article 1]

The Chiefs of the Confederation of the United Tribes of New Zealand and the separate and independent Chiefs who have not become members of the Confederation cede to Her Majesty the Queen of England absolutely and without reservation all the rights and powers of Sovereignty which the said Confederation or Individual Chiefs respectively exercise or possess, or may be supposed to exercise or to possess over their respective Territories as the sole sovereigns thereof.

Article the second [Article 2]

Her Majesty the Queen of England confirms and guarantees to the Chiefs and Tribes of New Zealand and to the respective families and individuals thereof the full exclusive and undisturbed possession of their Lands and Estates Forests Fisheries and other properties which they may collectively or individually possess so long as it is their wish and desire to retain the same in their possession; but the Chiefs of the United Tribes and the individual Chiefs yield to Her Majesty the exclusive right of Preemption over such lands as the proprietors thereof may be disposed to alienate at such prices as may be agreed upon between the respective Proprietors and persons appointed by Her Majesty to treat with them in that behalf.

Article the third [Article 3]

In consideration thereof Her Majesty the Queen of England extends to the Natives of New Zealand Her royal protection and imparts to them all the Rights and Privileges of British Subjects.

(signed) William Hobson, Lieutenant-Governor.

Now therefore We the Chiefs of the Confederation of the United Tribes of New Zealand being assembled in Congress at Victoria in Waitangi and We the Separate and Independent Chiefs of New Zealand claiming authority over the Tribes and Territories which are specified after our respective names, having been made fully to understand the Provisions of the foregoing Treaty, accept and enter into the same in the full spirit and meaning thereof in witness of which we have attached our signatures or marks at the places and the dates respectively specified. Done at Waitangi this Sixth day of February in the year of Our Lord one thousand eight hundred and forty.
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It's all down hill from here...I hope

After yeeears of pushing a huge pile of lifes crap up the biggest, steepest, shittest mountain one knows of, I think I'm finally at the top looking down and the view forward looks quite nice.

However, without a rope, I may have to put my life on the line once again to free climb down the first few thousands metres, because I'm standing on the edge of a lifes cliff. But from what I can see from here, it looks like smooth sailing after that.

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Aren't we lucky

Yes, out of three million sperm cells and a single womens egg and alot of shitty nappys, we are here...laugh

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Living apart to be together

I used to think living with a women was great fun, well it was, however, that was until the shit hit the fan oneday and splatted all over my peaceful life.

Since those days, my persona has changed, like I would like to live apart, yet be together, yeah like a full on relationship, just not under the same roof, 24/7...lips

Is this asking for to much...dunno

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Variety is the spice of life

I couldn't care less weather you ugly, pretty, fat, skinny or got ten kids, you want some loving, I'm gonna give it, cause thats the kind of guy I am...the giving type...laugh

...and yes, even though I may be consider a manwhore, I still have the morals list, such as: only to be done while I'm single, no riding lessons for married women, no taking another mans girl and no drug addicts...just to name a few..


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Romance B.C

You women should count your lucky stars you were born in this era. I mean, a long, long time ago men used to capture their women from other villages and taketh them back to their caves and maketh them their wifes. This was a time when women were in short supply.

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Thats it!!!

I've sign up at the gym (finally), thats one giant step for this mankind, now I just need to go there.

Okay, so what is the aim of going to a gym? well, I seen some people there that looked like the incredible hulkwow, I don't think my aim is to look like that, they really looked like freaks with their veins poping out left, right and centre, I bet they on steriods too. Not only that, but they constantly looking at themselfs in the mirrors around the gym, then they go to their car and look a few more times at themselfs in the revision mirror. I actualy think they love themselfs...laugh

Oh yes, the trainer said if I want to change, I also have to change my diet...uh oh, he starts raving on about proteins and glucose and a whole bunch of other stuff...like hey man, what does that look like in food...laugh

The one thing the struck me in this gym, was that of all the people that were in there, not one of them looked like they needed to be there. Just like all the ones I see jogging around the streets, they already look fit...I wonder if the big boned people are jogging at midnight or something, cause I never see them in the mornings.

Oh well, I've been signed up there, for two weeks now, I guess I better make an effort to go there... laugh

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I'm Just a Number and so is evething else

Yep, we are living in a numbers world, numbers make the world spin. It starts off, "Oh sorry sir, you don't appear to be in our system, do you have your invoice number?",

Me: "Yes, xxx xxx xxxx"

Them: "Oh there you are".

Yeah, you don't even need to name your kids in the future, just give them a number instead, businesses can see your info, but they rarely call you by your name these days....its either how would you like to pay or you owe us X amounts of dollars...laugh

Even the devil has a number, and I believe gods favorite number is 777 for some reason, I have pin numbers, tax numbers, bank account numbers, number plate numbers, yes it just numbers, numbers, numbers. I even heard some people going "Oh his numbers up" , so as you can clearly see, it a numbers world.



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