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One world wide language - SMS Texing?

What ever you believe separated the languages and made us all drift off into our separate little groups is up to you, but what if we all spoke the same language since the dawn of time? What would of happen by now?

I get SMS tex messages and I can't even decipher them yet...laugh
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Dinner on the high seas

The last date I had texed so furiously to her friends it felt like they were part of the date, they got a minute by minute account of what was going on between us and how the date was going. I didn't mind as the date was not a normal one anyway..atleast she and her friends will not forget I...laugh

We both agreed to go to a nice little spot over looking the sea, it was not far from where she stayed and said I'll pick her up a 5. There was a very nice seafood restaurant there and she smiled from ear to ear as we approched, I got out of the car and even opened the door for her, we sat on a picnic table for a while and I could see she was gazing at that restaurant behind me while we talked, so I said "I a bit famished myself, shall we"

Well I stood up and striped down to my shorts as fast as I could (of course she was freaking out and texing a million miles an hour to her friends..lol). "What are you doing!!!????" she said, "going to get dinner" I said and with that I headed towards the sea and hop in and pulled out, some of the bountys of the sea, yeah just like that, like two mintues it took..hehe.

After I dried off and put my clothes back on, I pulled the gas ring from the boot and humanly killed the crayfish and placed it into boiling water to cook for 7 mintues, while waiting for that to cook I shelled a few osyters, sea urchins (kinas), mussels and took the pre package salad I bought from the super market and placed it on our plates, our wine was a ginger ale punch, also pre-made and placed in a wine bottle...lol.

I think she ran out of credit on her phone cause she put her phone away while we ate and talked. Although we didn't have much in common and came from two totaly different backgrounds, I totaly enjoy myself and still laugh about it to this day...laugh

Oh and if you wondering, I was at that spot a couple of hours before hand and placed our dinner there myself. Also, a special thanks to the boys from the east coast of NZ, for suppling the goods...laugh wave
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Unemployed...and loving it

What better life can one ask for, like you just got to wake up and you get paid, poor tax payers.

We must be one of the few countrys left, where this is possible, everything is cater for, when one is unemployed, from food to housing to paying the power bill and much, much more, and I suppose someone has to turn on the tv in the morning to watch all the informercials.

Now I look at going to work as a waste of time, money and effort, I mean what do you really get from working, well you are defitnately making someone else rich, lets say the goverment as one, the owner of the business as two, while little old me struggles to pay for everything else, its quite sicking.

By the time you pay for matinence on the car, petrol, registrations, warrents of fitness's (fines, if they occur..lol), board/rent/morgage, it starts to become pointless and your no better off than someone whoms unemployed.

So tell me, what are you getting from working?


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Elixir of Life

So you would like to knock ten or so years off your overall looks, well I've found the one and only true youth potion that actualy works for the forehead up and its been available for like ages...It's Hairdye... laugh

However, this lady told me balding men are real men, soooo...bald or hairdye?laugh

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Day 4368, of single life

Thanks to the one women that F up my life and for altering my thoughts on all women kind.

I'm not too worried though, like, there are alot of people more worst off than myself... wave
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Its written all over your face (& body)

Someone said, a picture is worth a thousand words. Now I know they right, cause I hardly read what is written on a profile, I'm too busy looking at the pretty picture(s), you see. Yes, fully scrutinsing the picture, I am...I'm searching for my reflection in the windows to your soul..laugh
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The next thing closest to my heart

I'm lying here like a beached whale, struggling to breath...laugh

Yes, my will power let me down again this year, everything was so yummy...teddybear
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Shorty

Like I said, I don't feel comfortable with you. I stand six foot one and you are 5ft nothing, and as skinny as a rake, I will spilt you in half, dumb boat...

...And she continues to mail...
...Oh, I gotta give this women a clap for her persistencelaugh

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The weather report

People are amazing, they can change like the weather in an instinct, with no warning what so ever. One poor lady must of been having a really bad day when I wrote to her, she started off as a ray of sunshine, then all of a sudden, smoke was comming from her ears and thunder and lighting came shooting from her mouth.

Very traumatic experince...laugh
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Fully Intoxicated

Was just in the neighbour hood and thought I would call in...Hi... wave
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Flatline

Ru presents, the ulitimate date accessory and without further ado, here it is...for free, just like this site...hehe

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They say the heart never liars, well this is a sure way to find out what your date is really thinking. Now all you have to do is learn how to read heart rhythm strips, like below...

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Your date is over, if you come across this one... laugh

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Dying for a cigarette...

I've lost count of the people I know that have been diagnosed with cancer, then quit smoking, then died not long after that. Really, whats the point in quiting? I think the shock of quiting cold turkey is actualy speeding up the inevitable.

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