If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
-You only get laid once.
-You only get eaten once.
-It takes 3 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
-You share your box with 11 guys.
-Worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on you was your mother.
- Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!!
-Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG!
-Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
-Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose…stop it!
-Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
-Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
-Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
-Dog sweaters. Hello???? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
-How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you’re just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who’s the boss here! You don’t see me picking up your poop, do you?
these dogs sounds like vocalize for "hello", "I want it", "run around" and "I want my mama". arent they cute?
"A friend told me to be honest with you, so here it goes.
This isn't what I want, but I'll take the high road.
Maybe it's because I look at everything as a lesson,
or I don't want to walk around angry. Or maybe it's
because I finally understand. There are things we don't
want to happen, but have to accept; things we don't
want to know, but have to learn, and people we can't live
without, but have to let go."
"I believe humanity was born from conflict. Maybe
that's why in all of us lives a dark side.
Some of us embrace it. Some have no choice.
The rest of us fight it. And in the end, it's as
natural as the air we breathe. Some point, we're forced
to face the truth...ourselves."
"And as bad as losing faith in humanity seems,
losing your faith in happy endings is much worse."
"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship can we create the
illusion for the moment that we're not alone."
"You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will
leave in torment if you don't trust enough."
"It has been said that time heals all wounds.
I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind,
protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue,
and the pain lessens, but it is never gone."
"It was once said that love is giving someone the
ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to."
"The human voice can never reach the distance
that is covered by the still small voice of conscience."
"The most authentic thing about us is our capacity
to create, to overcome, to endure, to transform,
to love and to be greater than our suffering."
"The ultimate choice for a man, in as much as he is
given to transcend himself, is to create or destroy,
to love or to hate."
"The only reason people hold onto memories because
memories are the only things that dont change,
when everybody else does"
"You stop caring, you're jaded. If you care too much,
it'll ruin you"
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for
others and the world, remains and is immortal."
"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel.
He is the only one who inflicts pain for the pleasure
of doing it."
You cant mad at your dog when they pull that kind of face hey? I know I cant
" A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary? " - J Grogan
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