Peeves that dogs have about humans
- Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!!-Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG!
-Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
-Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose…stop it!
-Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
-Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
-Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
-Dog sweaters. Hello???? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
-How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you’re just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who’s the boss here! You don’t see me picking up your poop, do you?
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A week ago, my dog ran out of the yard,she knows how to open the gate ,and got hit by a car,she got away with two cuts on her leg ,no big deal,but being the season of fleas and ticks Im unable to apply any remedy against those menaces ...this is going to be a lot of fun until she heals
These are funny.
Enjoyed reading and having a laugh...
Have a great day
but there are no good or bad guys only LOYAL ones !!!
thank u for sharing