Blogs by Gentlejim

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Jokes

Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. Reaching the end of a job interv...

0 30 21 hrs
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Happy Birthday BritishColumbian

Let's all wish one of the nicest ladies on the CS blogs a very very Happy Birthday! BC, have an awesome birthday and a fantastic day!!!...

32 194 Sep 16

Happy Birthday Amornthep

I spoke today with a past member, Amornthep, who use to be on CS. She had lots of friends on here! Very nice lady. Yesterday was her birthday! Let'...

9 152 Sep 14

9/11

16 yrs ago today, the cowardly terrorists of osama bin laden came to the USA and killed almost 3000 Americans! I will never forgive nor forget this...

5 109 Sep 11

Something To Make You Smile

My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlig...

14 186 Sep 5

Today's Housekeeping Tips

"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean"....

7 74 Sep 1

Talking Dog

While walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please bu...

6 107 Aug 30

Adams Rib

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone...

6 182 Aug 25

Time Gets Better With Age

Read it through to the end, it gets better as you go! I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night." Age 5 I...

3 90 Aug 23

Two Ants

Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never...

5 136 Aug 22

This blog is directed at a guy from NY, city!

You come on here and do nothing but spout verses from the Bible etc.! Now you attack people in the protest in Virginia! Why don't you be man eno...

36 489 Aug 17

Sad News

Singer, Glen Campbell, died, Tuesday August 8. Very sad! He was an awesome talent! One of my favorite singers! Some of his music was: B...

14 165 Aug 9

Bagpiper

I love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the...

4 118 Aug 7

The last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choki...

18 208 Jul 31

Dalmatian Dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...

5 122 Jul 31

The Haircut

(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the...

3 172 Jul 26

True Love

THE E-MAIL M Dearest Dad, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a man who is far away from me....

10 174 Jul 25

Airline Pilot-Dean Martin & Foster Brooks

A little humor to lighten the mood here! If you have not done this before, go to: youtube.com Type in the search line: airline pilot, Foster Brook...

11 181 Jul 9

Happy Birthday Lou Lou

Happy birthday to miss Lou Lou! May you have a truly awesome day! :bouqu...

25 297 Jul 8

Never Forget Friends!

Many years ago, a newlywed young man was sitting on a couch on a hot, humid day, sipping frozen juice during a visit to his father. As he talked ab...

4 144 Jul 7

Happy Dominion Day

Happy Dominion Day to all of my Canadian friends on here! My ex-wife and mother of my children is Canadian! I love Canadian beer and ale!...

14 185 Jul 1

Deathbed Conversation

Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, a...

5 147 Jun 29

Muldoon"s Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,...

4 149 Jun 20

Golfer

A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a...

4 337 Jun 19

Fathers Day

A big happy Fathers Day to all of the fathers on CS!...

3 156 Jun 18

Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi...

3 135 Jun 15

Irish Humor

It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick hims...

3 178 Jun 15

Friendship

Friendship doubles our joys and divides our sorrows! The best things in life are not things! Friends, like quilts, give warmth and comfort to li...

3 123 Jun 14

A Little Humor

A little humor. Why did the chimp sell his banana store? He was tired of all the monkey business. What kind of horse makes you...

10 148 Jun 13

Queen Elizabeth

Thank you Queen Elizabeth for speaking out on the mayor of London! Hopefully the British government will support you! God save the Queen!:thumbsup...

13 287 Jun 12

Signs of the Times

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER Reads : We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. A SIGN ON A BLIN...

14 205 Jun 11

Two Cannibals

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path....

9 190 Jun 4

The Genie

An elderly woman was rocking on her front porch when her dog, Rover, appeared with a lamp in his mouth. The woman took the lamp from the dog and_poof...

6 149 Jun 2

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is...

8 183 Jun 1

Let's Lighten The Mood On the Blogs

A friend asked me to do this. So here goes! Here are comical quotes from Rodney Dangerfield: My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we...

4 159 May 25

Build Me A Bridge To Hawaii, Lord

And God Said “Let There Be A Bridge” A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming...

5 141 May 24

A Mother's Day Song

This is a song to all of the moms out their! Sung by Celine Dion. I hope everyone enjoys this beautiful song!

5 184 May 14

Yellow Light

*The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing > and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red >...

7 126 May 13

Irish Painter

To be sure...... to be sure.....we just love the Irish!! A painter by the name of Paddy Mc Manus, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrai...

6 148 May 11

Women Quotes

There are only four things women need in life: food, water, love, and compliments. A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is unt...

9 170 May 4

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