Blogs by Gentlejim

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Ups and Downs

The ups and downs of the Stock Market frightened a lot of small investors. One guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and asked if he were worr...

7 46 8 hrs
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GOD'S PLAN FOR AGING

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys a...

10 199 Nov 15

A Little Chuckle

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution. "Just put yourself...

7 82 Nov 7

CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers from CARP Forum

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do wh...

11 214 Oct 30

Fats Domino Died

Fats Domino, of rock N roll fame in the 50's and 60's, has died. He was 89. Awesome talent! RIP Fats!...

14 174 Oct 26

Nww york City Love

You are a complete a**! You should bow OUT!!!!!...

8 170 Oct 26

Senior and the puzzle

A little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figur...

15 210 Oct 21

9/11

16 yrs ago today, the cowardly terrorists of osama bin laden came to the USA and killed almost 3000 Americans! I will never forgive nor forget this...

6 172 Oct 1

Farmer John

Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free...

4 138 Sep 29

Card Game

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believ...

2 117 Sep 26

Dinner For 4

A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with...

2 85 Sep 25

Happy Birthday BritishColumbian

Let's all wish one of the nicest ladies on the CS blogs a very very Happy Birthday! BC, have an awesome birthday and a fantastic day!!!...

32 271 Sep 16

Happy Birthday Amornthep

I spoke today with a past member, Amornthep, who use to be on CS. She had lots of friends on here! Very nice lady. Yesterday was her birthday! Let'...

9 202 Sep 14

Something To Make You Smile

My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlig...

14 225 Sep 5

Today's Housekeeping Tips

"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean"....

7 107 Sep 1

Talking Dog

While walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please bu...

6 163 Aug 30

Adams Rib

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone...

6 208 Aug 25

Time Gets Better With Age

Read it through to the end, it gets better as you go! I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night." Age 5 I...

3 116 Aug 23

Two Ants

Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never...

5 162 Aug 22

This blog is directed at a guy from NY, city!

You come on here and do nothing but spout verses from the Bible etc.! Now you attack people in the protest in Virginia! Why don't you be man eno...

36 527 Aug 17

Sad News

Singer, Glen Campbell, died, Tuesday August 8. Very sad! He was an awesome talent! One of my favorite singers! Some of his music was: B...

14 192 Aug 9

Bagpiper

I love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the...

4 147 Aug 7

The last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choki...

18 228 Jul 31

Dalmatian Dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...

5 138 Jul 31

The Haircut

(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the...

3 195 Jul 26

True Love

THE E-MAIL M Dearest Dad, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a man who is far away from me....

10 194 Jul 25

Airline Pilot-Dean Martin & Foster Brooks

A little humor to lighten the mood here! If you have not done this before, go to: youtube.com Type in the search line: airline pilot, Foster Brook...

11 207 Jul 9

Happy Birthday Lou Lou

Happy birthday to miss Lou Lou! May you have a truly awesome day! :bouqu...

25 334 Jul 8

Never Forget Friends!

Many years ago, a newlywed young man was sitting on a couch on a hot, humid day, sipping frozen juice during a visit to his father. As he talked ab...

4 159 Jul 7

Happy Dominion Day

Happy Dominion Day to all of my Canadian friends on here! My ex-wife and mother of my children is Canadian! I love Canadian beer and ale!...

14 203 Jul 1

Deathbed Conversation

Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, a...

5 191 Jun 29

Muldoon"s Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,...

4 164 Jun 20

Golfer

A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a...

4 349 Jun 19

Fathers Day

A big happy Fathers Day to all of the fathers on CS!...

3 176 Jun 18

Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi...

3 152 Jun 15

Irish Humor

It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick hims...

3 192 Jun 15

Friendship

Friendship doubles our joys and divides our sorrows! The best things in life are not things! Friends, like quilts, give warmth and comfort to li...

3 138 Jun 14

A Little Humor

A little humor. Why did the chimp sell his banana store? He was tired of all the monkey business. What kind of horse makes you...

10 163 Jun 13

Queen Elizabeth

Thank you Queen Elizabeth for speaking out on the mayor of London! Hopefully the British government will support you! God save the Queen!:thumbsup...

13 312 Jun 12

Signs of the Times

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER Reads : We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. A SIGN ON A BLIN...

14 217 Jun 11

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