I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.
It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85.I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
The technician said to the radio, 'Play Nelson'.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!', he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Play Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, play 'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.
I yelled, 'You Crazy b*tch!'
Immediately the radio responded with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House ....Nancy Pelosi'.
I love this truck!!
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Way to hot on the 4th! Got sick from the heat! Got into air c and felt a lot better.
How was your 4th?
The 4th. I carried a flag. Again. Like on Memorial Day.
I think I'm becoming 'typed'
'We need a flag carried. Who can we possibly get to do it?'
Love the heat. LOVE IT, I TELL YA!
Too hot = oxymoron.
Its Time For Some Political Jokes"
"About The Liberals".....................