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Joke of the day no.3What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead....

Jayjay2023320Jun 5Go to Last Post

Joke of the day no.2A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here....

Jayjay2023602Jun 4Jun 5
Agentbob
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Joke of the day.A Man uses a lighter, to look inside a gas container....

Jayjay20231093Jun 2Jun 3
mbken
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:)One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. ''You cops should get it toget...

Track16863Jun 1Jun 1
Lukeon
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Willy341158744Apr 22May 24
lovecanbereal
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OH YEAH OH YEAH OHHHH NOOOOO

OH YEAH OH YEAH OHHHH NOOOOOI am starting a detective agency I am looking for the men who whistled at me when a young girl its illegal now i want them in court. I am lo...

EXRED350738May 12May 22
EXRED3
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True LoveMe and the wife, we got such cute pet names for each other. She is my honey bunches and I am her fking a**hole...

Track161615Apr 3May 21
Grapewine555
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Naked lady & Cab driverSo a old naked lady jumps in back of a taxi cab, the driver looks around with shock, and looks her, up and down, the old naked lady replied, (what) yo...

Jayjay2023930May 18Go to Last Post

lolThe newfie says to the bartender "get me a drink before the fight starts." The bartender gives him the drink and the newfie downs it. The newfie says...

Track161182May 12May 15
Lukeon
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Male Stripper Goes To A Nursing HomeTwo old ladies nearly had a stroke, but they couldn't reach...

Track162198May 10May 12
Friendship4ever
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R SO

R SOMr Trump has touched down in Scotland to open another golf course. He says it is good to be home. i never saw a kilt nor a prison jacket Nop...

EXRED32188May 1May 6
EXRED3
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Biden Deploys 1 500 Troops At Border To Help Register New Voters

Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New VotersEL PASO, TX — Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them...

Willy34112038May 4May 5
chancer_returns
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Sore Throat - part 3Rob: "Next, wait about 15 minutes, go back outside and vomit out the grass you ate. It should come out with some yellow looking broth stuff accompan...

robrt78728528Apr 30May 2
robrt787
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Sore Throat - part 2Donna quickly reacts, "A-ha! So, you've been cheating on me, huh? You're still seeing Lexus! You're probably still dating that other ex of yours to...

robrt78731027Apr 30May 2
robrt787
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Sore Throat - part 1Her name was Donna Wattado. We'd met some days ago on an internet dating site, and since, she'd been texting me day and night, night and day 25-7. S...

robrt78731413Apr 29May 2
robrt787
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I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.....This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" S...

Willy34112597Apr 8May 1
lovecanbereal
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GrammarThe difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts...

Track161162Apr 27Apr 28
PattycakesXO
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Went To The Bar With My BuddyI said "I'm really nervous. Girls can smell fear and right now I'm reeking of it". My buddy replied "what you talking about, all I smell is garlic...

Track161160Apr 25Go to Last Post
Parents Just Relieved Teen Who Came Home Drunk Wasnt Drinking Bud Light

Parents Just Relieved Teen Who Came Home Drunk Wasn't Drinking Bud LightNEW BRITAIN, PA — Local parents Tim and Julia Yoder were understandably upset when their 17-year-old daughter Carlie came home drunk last weekend. How...

Willy341124110Apr 14Apr 24
zarathustra_fi
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Next Time You Go To An Amusement ParkHave a big bolt in your pocket, get on one of the rides and if your sitting by someone who looks nervous, just before the ride really kicks in fast, p...

Track161061Apr 23Apr 23
Ken_19
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DateI had a date last night, it was great, tomorrow I'll try a grape....

emmy129916Apr 18Apr 21
Arsenalfan2023
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Love NotesI sent my new girlfriend a drawn love note I made with my ipad. She replied "awww how sweet". I told her that I actually drew it with my p*nis. She as...

Track161300Apr 21Go to Last Post

Fact Of The DayWhen you sit on a toilet in the city, your butt is connected to a network of other butts citywide...

Track161623Apr 19Apr 21
EXRED3
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Losing the will to live........It appears that the men on the island that i live have certain category's It goes as follows. They are married .so they only want sex. They are...

angelteller1,00830Aug 2017Apr 17
Grandsiozzie
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Its Bad Driving Where I LiveYou got to watch out for the pieces of road in the potholes...

Track162364Apr 13Apr 15
PattycakesXO
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Fleeing to Russia...New news about the 'Merchant of Death' arms dealer Viktor Bout who was recently traded with Russia for the release of Brittney Griner. It's reported h...

chatillion2727Apr 14Apr 14
Lukeon
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Scientists At Bud Try To Discover How Many Beers It Takes For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As Woman

Scientists At Bud Try To Discover How Many Beers It Takes For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As WomanST. LOUIS, MO — Beer scientists at Budweiser headquarters are reportedly hard at work researching how many cans of Bud Light it would take for Dylan M...

Willy34111473Apr 7Apr 7
Loh_key
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Can You Believe It?My neighbor came over banging and screaming at my door at 3 am this morning. Can you believe the nerve. Fortunately for him I was still up playing...

Track161550Apr 6Go to Last Post
Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997NEW YORK, NY — District Attorney Alvin Bragg is reportedly set to indict Trump this coming Tuesday for the removal of a mattress tag back in 1997. Acc...

Willy34113348Mar 24Apr 2
Unknown
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hunting the gowk

hunting the gowkHope no one pranks you too badly...

OIdblue1501Apr 1Apr 2
Unknown
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The Model Told Me She Was Attracted To Men With PowerI said "well I just paid my light bill..."...

Track161281Apr 1Apr 2
Unknown
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SHAWNTHOR25311Mar 26Mar 29
SHAWNTHOR
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FunniesMonkeys relax, eat, play, sleep and have sex like crazy ... I was wondering ... why the hell did we evolve ?! --------------------------------...

Track161100Mar 29Go to Last Post

SoI said to the wife "well if I'm so bald, how do you explain that long dark curly hair?" She replied "your a** don't count"...

Track161663Mar 27Mar 28
Track16
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Just Done The MathOver my lifetime, I spent 95% of my money on booze, drugs, and parties. The rest I just wasted...

Track162395Mar 17Mar 26
Nopenotshay08
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If a tree falls in a forest...We don't need to get philosophical about it. It makes a sound. It does. Do you need to see webcam video as proof? It makes a sound and that's my final...

chatillion49032Mar 19Mar 24
chatillion
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The clairvoyant knows

The clairvoyant knowsA very dear friend of mine consulted a fortune-teller or a clairvoyant yesterday as the uncertainty of the globe put her into a very nervous state. W...

Lukeon57729Feb 22Mar 23
Lukeon
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X files

X filesA new analysis of samples collected from a Wuhan seafood market has suggested for the first time a concrete link between some of the wild animals bein...

OIdblue1861Mar 17Mar 17
OIdblue
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What I dont like about been single

What I don't like about been singleI've no-one to pick my bad mood out on, with Anyone in the mood for taking, stick...

CelticWitch642928Mar 16Mar 16
CelticWitch64
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SHAWNTHOR4062Nov 2021Mar 13
Bumdart
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lolMy wife said to me "look at our new neighbors. See the way he holds her, the way he kisses her. How come you don't do that?" I said "because I don'...

Track162996Feb 23Mar 12
mf966
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Just Passed My Drug TestMy dealer has some explaining to do...

Track162334Mar 4Mar 11
phatdrummer650
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