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Trump invites Putin to the White HouseSATIRE Satire from The Borowitz Report Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House By Andy Borowi...

JimNastics1198Jul 201 hrs ago
JimNastics

No Offense...I try not to use that phrase. Why? It's an excuse to insult someone... a one second warning you're going to drop a bomb on them. "No offense Bob (...

chatillion1561314 hrs ago9 hrs ago
Onthcrestofawave
Track16380Jul 19

Benedict Arnold speaks out from hell !Satire from the Borowitz Report - Today in The New Yorker “I Was Never This Blatant,” Says Benedict Arnold in Hell By Andy Borowitz 11:51...

JimNastics612Jul 19Jul 19
miclee

A Few ChucklesMy wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answe...

Gentlejim2118Jun 18Jul 18
lindsyjones
verbal diarrhea

verbal diarrheathe master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole...

edison3241994Jul 16Jul 17
JimNastics
How Charming

How Charming...men, you're not going to get laid if you send messages like this ...first message... >how are you dear i,am David let me ask you >>> HOW SERIOUS A...

TheOne121025339Jul 17Jul 17
Packersbabe1

Let's see if we can create a funny blogLaugh at each other instead of the constant hatred ... Let me start I'm laughing at hmmmmm The lone ranger of the blogs looking for hi...

Onthcrestofawave59145Jun 27Jul 14
Marblecollector

Being an only child from a small village was tough...That´s because I had to fuk someone else´s sister, yak yak!...

Bnaughty1154Jul 13Jul 13
Packersbabe1

Having a heck of a day......I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swi...

Gentlejim1055Jul 11Jul 13
JustForKicks

Robert Mueller gets offers of help from somewhat surprising sources (satire from Borowitz).Satire from The Borowitz Report Merkel Asks Mueller If There’s Anything She Can Do to Help By Andy Borowitz July 11, 2018 BRUSSELS (The Bor...

JimNastics430Jul 12

Chasing RabbitsAn old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in hi...

Gentlejim881Jul 10Jul 10
Inthecountryside

Chick Fil A song ala / BeatlesThe Chick Fil A song by Tom Hawkins taking off on a Beatles classic.

Willy34111815Jul 9Jul 9
Bearwoman

The announcement, the phone callOkay, time for me to reveal here on the blogs that yes, I'm involved with a nice lady I met sometime back, uh something like a few days to a week ago....

robrt78764174Jul 5Jul 9
robrt787

Lol Loved the hot dogs...

Onthcrestofawave1172Jul 8Jul 9
ekself

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LOU & WEN!Happy Birthday To Lou & Wen! Happy Birthday To Lou & You! Happy Birthday To Lou-OOOO & Wen-eNNN! Gr...

miclee46449Jul 5Jul 8
miclee

I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service...

Gentlejim1167Jul 5Jul 5
namaron

Can We Bring Back The Old Blog Format Please....it's the one where most recent blogs appear on top and not the last commented one...? It's kinda strange reading multiple blogs form one blogger...bo...

Crazyheart38692107Jul 2Jul 2
Unknown

Four MenFour men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're t...

Gentlejim1284Jun 26Jul 1
lindsyjones
JimNastics1478Jun 28Jun 30
JimNastics

Finally a believable explanation for Melania Trump's choice in jacket message. lolHere is the explanation by 'Melania' herself. So, there you have it....

JimNastics20813Jun 27Jun 29
JimNastics

The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a reviewThe way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the p...

Elegsabiff30234Jun 28Jun 29
Mercedes_00

THE HAIRCUTBlessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,...

Gentlejim1477Jun 20Jun 28
BigAl59

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND.It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when the...

Gentlejim1594Jun 8Jun 28
Jada_Bella
miclee94172Mar 30Jun 25
miclee

Congratulations to Trump Voters - You've done it !!Satire from The Borowitz Report Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2015 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A group...

JimNastics17315Jun 22Jun 22
ChesneyChrist

Robot BartenderA GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY...

Gentlejim1304Jun 21Jun 22
lindsyjones
Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day.."If you don't eat pork, I don't trust your spiritual secularism and love for democracy." Hahaha......

Kalpataru303-Jun 18Jun 20
Kalpataru

Father’s Day Updated To ‘Toxic Masculinity Awareness Day’WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a special session called to order Friday, Congress voted unanimously to do a complete overhaul of Father’s Day, renaming the holid...

Willy3411981Jun 17Jun 17
Grouchyoldfart
JimNastics1859Jun 14Jun 16
Packersbabe1

Hell YeahSo you a**hole think you're bad a** because you came at me? In my own house even? I still handled all of you, left one of you on the ground. So I came...

Track1622214Jun 12Jun 14
usha123

Terrific News from Singapore :)Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada By Andy Borowitz 11:13 A.M. SINGAP...

JimNastics1522Jun 11Jun 11
M4_Mischief

Spain - Life In A Parallel UniverseAlthough I had learned sufficient Spanish to get by before coming to Spain, I soon discovered that there was more to it than meets the eye. In...

daniela77741041Jun 8Jun 11
daniela777

The Superbowl Winners to meet with Mueller lolI'm not sure if you have been following this situation, or not. But Dirty Don Trump started a whole big to do, because several of the black football...

JimNastics59472Jun 5Jun 8
Miwagi

"OMG ! You'll never guess what !"or add your own photo caption....

JimNastics1707Jun 7Jun 7
JimNastics

Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani ? lolSatire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected By Andy Borowitz 10...

JimNastics23716Jun 4Jun 5
JimNastics

BS blogHere is a blog for anyone who wants to write or better still spread BS your comment will not be challenged And the will be a prize awarded for th...

Onthcrestofawave36534Jun 4Jun 5
Onthcrestofawave

You know who you are ;-)Nothing but good vibrations your way! Oooppppssss.....:blushing...

MiMiArt170-Jun 5Jun 5
MiMiArt

I Have A "HUGE" Problem!Sometimes I do certain things in the middle of the night - or early morning - and wake up with sudden urges... then... I can´t remember if I actually...

daniela77743248Jun 1Jun 5
daniela777

Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashian's visit to the Whitehouse"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."...

JimNastics26721Jun 1Jun 2
JimNastics

SmileWhy did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!...

Gentlejim1246Jun 1Jun 2
miclee

For the writers on CS - Evie nails itIf you don't care to follow links, the text is below but the pics and gifs on her original blog are hilarious

Elegsabiff23911May 28May 29
Elegsabiff
"Advice for Dating a Single Parent"(meet us in the articles)

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