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Scam Alert?I just want say, beware guys for two ladies who fooled me, jacked me over and took my money. Their user names are "Laxative" and "Molestina." Be ca...

JokesQ: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. Reaching the end of a job interv...

Ahiy rosendo, ahi, y oquendo ahi, y zarzuela ahi y tu abuela ahi, y chiquita ahi, y mariquita ahi y la silla ahi, y la morcilla ahi, y la casa ahi...

O ChicagoO Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago Y chi no cago?...

I Was All ExcitedI got a mail. But it was a scammer.....................

I have a problemcan you help me solve it?...

A Few Tips For A Better DayDon't keep the sugar and salt in similar containers beside each other. If you need to use the bathroom but someone is in there, just use the garbag...

A most opinionated and judgmental momentsThe dysfunction of one's behaviour can pollute even the most lucid and formidable mind. Why is that? Is it because sensationalized and most in...

Its Not FairIts just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore....

The Right QuestionA widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida. She...

To The Admin'sCAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. S...

IllogicalWhy do people go to the trouble of creating a profile waiting the 7 days to be allowed to post on the blogs .then set themselves on a course of self d...

Something To Make You SmileMy Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlig...

Obscure songs and dedications. ..Here's one for map

A few jokes to make you smileA Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoyin...

Today's Housekeeping Tips"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean"....

Talking DogWhile walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please bu...

lolIf you don't like suggestive adult stuff, don't look at this.

Not to offer friendshipNot to offer friendship! Only in marriage! Shortly about: magic on all head...)...

Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy SystemOkay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System...

Canadian HumourThis comedy group has been been around for a long time...poking fun at Prime Ministers and other politicians including our friends south of the border...

Adams RibAdam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone...

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Two AntsTwo ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never...

MGTOW Pt IIHow to tow an MG. Before you start, you must determine what kind of MG you have. Is it an MGA, MGB MGTD or a variant of same? It could be an MG M...

A Drunk Woman Is Watching TV And Yells"Don't go there, don't go into that church you dumb b*tch." Her husbands asks "what are you watching?" She replies "our wedding video."...

Overheard Phone Calls Prank...

The Best Thing About Having A p*nisIs getting to share it with those who don't.......................

Did You Know?You can sky dive without a parachute . . . . But only once....

Just an old classicGiving me a right old laugh Enjoy !

AndropauseAndropause, the male menopause, low T—regardless of name, the condition is characterized by a number of uncomfortable symptoms, including hot flashes...

Losing the will to live........It appears that the men on the island that i live have certain category's It goes as follows. They are married .so they only want sex. They are...

Healthy Diets Is Too DangerousI just cut myself peeling an apple. This never would have happened with dough nuts!...

What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?Been There, Done That ? According to Wikipedia: Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual perio...

Graveyard shift...Ok I drew the short straw and get to spend the next 10 hours guarding the boat from opitunists while we're at the wharf... Let's see if anyone is o...

Mr. Twist-herBy no means a novel idea here. In fact, there is one member that we are blessed with his presence that has spoken of this on many occasions. Robert.....

lolThe beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients...

CreationI'm thinking of creating a website exclusively for jilted lovers. They would be able to create an account (for a fee, of course) and every time they...

FFS...I am not a robot... The following errors occurred: is required [Blog Detail] must contain at least 50 characters, you entered 38...

BagpiperI love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the...

I'm a classicI'm a classic enabler. I have never not enabled. In fact, the idea of not being an enabler sounds foreign and, quite frankly, distasteful. I pr...

Alert!! Comment Disallowed. Have you ever been driven by someone who just got their driving licence?Do you know how is it like to be in the car, biting your nails? However, in my case I chose to post a blog instead Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this...