Comedy Blogs (1,378)

Saturday Morning HumorLMAO!!! A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all...

Difference between water and beer......You're never going to believe this...... .........

ONE MORE JOKE ,A man walks into a bar one night . He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that will be 1 cent." "one penny?" exclaimed the guy....

FridayGoing Home I've Done My Time Fantastic weekend to everyone. I'm gone........

THURSDAY HUMORA huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment yo...

Wednesday humorA small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Tracey, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the org...

JOKE OF THE DAYThe Joke of the Day Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each ot...

More Morning HumorRetired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the co...

I have a sense of Humor :)One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each...

Funny But CuteA husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to sh...

I love a Good JokeEdith and Marie were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her c...

Monday Morning Humor ,,It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived a...

Just for LaughsObligatory translation: Author released a book "How to change your wife in 30 days", sold 2 million copies in a week. Later found out there was a typ...

Wanna have some fun?There are 27...no Googling please Do it quickly though, before I kick the bucket You know how quickly time flies I just hope you don’t get cold...

HAPPY ST, PATRICK'S DAY ( Funny)Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to t...

Lá Fhéile Pádraig!Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all our Irish CS-ers whenever they might be. ( I personally know one that’s in Omaha ) C’mere my darling Arthur O’Bri...

Laugh for the dayEverybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I...

Buy,sell,or tradeThought CS should have a buy,sell,and swap section Be a great way to get members to meet with perhaps financial gain for both. So I thought I would...

Ash Wednesday...I had forgotten about Ash Wednesday, but a coworker came into the office with marks on his forehead. One of the Jewish guys asked what that was about...

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone...

If You Think You're Normal...Then watch this short clip, at the end you won't even care if you're normal or not. I'm sad that this guy's show is not going to be on anymore......

Lost in translationEver had a hilarious translation error? Try one for yourself, if not - take an idiom from your own language, the odder the better. Translate it into a...

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta PistolFlorida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. *This is a story...

House brand...For years, Eckerd Drugs was the main local pharmacy. Owned by Jack Eckerd, there were many stores in the Miami area. Selections there were usually t...

Pleasant surprise!I lost my set of house keys. Called every place I have been to see if they found any keys. People would have thought I am a total nut. Nevermind!...

Charles Krauthammer - "In Defense of the F-Word"While posting a comment about the late Charles Krauthammer in another blog I came across this essay I remember reading years ago. I think (as many ot...

The porpose of litheAs we are now pre listing proposed blog titles and the meaning/ purpose of life Has been done to death 10,000 times here I'm calling dibs on this...

I read your blogs...I do. Really, I do... All of them. I do......

Are there any weird, stupid or outdated laws in your country..?Some of the strangest laws of Australia that have not been changed over the years 1. It is illegal to wear hot pink hot pants after midday on a Sun...

Bits and Pieces...It seems if you want to read everyone's new comments you have to visit the blogs in the wee early morning hours. Which is fine because I'm a night o...

Dear Doctor...Dear Doctor, last week my turds started floating. The nurse at the clinic said it's because I need more iron in my diet. I told my carpenter friend wh...

Three tips for becoming a well liked blogger on CSWhile very few will be able to check all three boxes, two is still better than one. #1 Be nice. People tend to like people who are nice better than...

Build me a bridge to HawaiiA biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have...

Extracts from The Jewish BuddhaCouldn't pass up the chance to annoy two religious groups at once - but actually I thought this very witty. Jewish mamas are every mama at heart. And...

BerrySmoothieI’ve brought you these And in case you don’t like that one, this one is on standby...

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Reminded of another....Chap.Satire from The Borowitz Report El Chapo Says He Is Victim of Phony Witch Hunt By Andy Borowitz 10:33 A.M. NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—...

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Drunk sexIf getting drunk or getting high on some other substance, alters your state of mind; Is there any real gratification in drunk sex?...

Trump's "Executive Time" lolSome of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Rus...

The Office PartyAt a Christmas office party last year, in a town within a country somewhere in the world, the staff of the company decided to pull a joke on their bos...

The thousand comment blogPlease help me I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog.. If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3...