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Christmas time AGAIN

Christmas time AGAIN?Hope everyone has a good week ahead....

Lukeon11313Dec 1013 hrs ago

Curses!May all your teeth fall out except the one that aches! May your liposuction oversuck! May your in-laws be many and vocal! May your daughter's...

scoobler29340Dec 1014 hrs ago
Beware of Lie Detector Robots

Beware of Lie Detector Robots!A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what...

Gentlejim11512Dec 922 hrs ago
Track16672Dec 2Dec 2
To an even happier Thanksgiving

To an even happier ThanksgivingTo an even happier Thanksgiving;.................. . . [/im...

JimNastics1175Nov 23Nov 30
A most opinionated and judgmental moments

A most opinionated and judgmental momentsThe dysfunction of one's behaviour can pollute even the most lucid and formidable mind. Why is that? Is it because sensationalized and most in...

lindsyjones34416Sep 7Nov 30
stringman1428Nov 27Nov 30

ParodiesI've seen so many serious blogs lately (mine included) and decided it's time for a bit of fun. I'm a big fan of parodies, in particular music paro...

Annanda19413Nov 29Nov 30

Royalty . .Is it that the times are changing and so are the royals ? the queen of England must be senile , anything goes . Prince Harry to wed divorcee ? since t...

Annleerose14615Nov 29Nov 29

I'm Great At MultitaskingI can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once....

Track16722Nov 28Nov 28
Fidel Castro was true to his words

Fidel Castro was true to his words...He vowed, decades ago, that he won't die before destroying USA. He died only after Trump had ascended the throne...

iotaoo22017Nov 27Nov 27

MarriageMarriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you a club and a spade....

Gentlejim1199Nov 26Nov 26
Maybe is a good time

Maybe is a good time .......brothers & sisters of Blogland ... Let's hold our hands together and set our inner self speak for us: You better think (think) Think abo...

Cachuchi28115Nov 25Nov 26
Things Mum taught me

Things Mum taught meI taught my daughter many of the same. Mums, eh? Anatomy - Don't come running to me when you break both legs Religion - you'd better pray tha...

Elegsabiff57974Nov 21Nov 25

ZoomYes when you look at my profile I zoom in on yours , so this guy drew my attention Mikeyb1984 only to realize he is into marketing his goods , lol , l...

Annleerose1388Nov 21Nov 21
Ups and Downs

Ups and DownsThe ups and downs of the Stock Market frightened a lot of small investors. One guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and asked if he were worr...

Gentlejim847Nov 19Nov 19

Shot My First Turkey TodayScared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was great....

Track161443Nov 17Nov 17

GOD'S PLAN FOR AGINGMost seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys a...

Gentlejim21710Oct 25Nov 15
I wish it to be true

I wish it to be true....I came across a recent survey that something about 3% of Americans, blindly follow Trump. If it's true, then it can relieve the depressed intelligents...

iotaoo1694Oct 12Nov 10
Shall we dance

Shall we dance?What makes women think it's a man's duty to make them o*gasm? Some even try to give man the credit by faking o*gasm. If it takes two to Tango,...

usha12367458Nov 5Nov 7
A Little Chuckle

A Little ChuckleEver since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution. "Just put yourself...

Gentlejim1297Nov 7Nov 7
Track16730Nov 6

Blonde JokesThese are slightly different from the typical blonde joke. A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answ...

Track16700Nov 5

I WishWe are always hearing about men who send inappropriate pictures and messages to women. Women rarely do that though. I wish women would send me inappro...

Track1631634Nov 3Nov 4

I Figured It OutI finally figured out how to get a 10 inch d*ck. I just gotta fold it in half :)...

Track16782Nov 2Nov 2
Track16660Oct 31

lolA young fella was visiting his grandfather in the mountains one weekend. He figured that he would cook supper for for them both. He reached up in the...

Track16800Oct 30
CARP Canadian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers from CARP Forum

CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers from CARP ForumQ: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do wh...

Gentlejim23411Oct 29Oct 30

lolA couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, put the dog outside, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out, the dog runs b...

Track16700Oct 29

StupidEven online you meet stupid people . This online member message me and so we started to chat , message back and forth just normal talk , his profile s...

Annleerose2169Oct 25Oct 26

I Took A s*xual Harassment Class TodayI think I'm gonna be good at it..................................

Track161452Oct 24Oct 25

I'm Not Totally UselessI can be used as a bad example.............................

Track161293Oct 22Oct 22

63 Earth's Can Fit Inside Uranus64 if you really relax.............................................

Track161142Oct 3Oct 22
Senior and the puzzle

Senior and the puzzleA little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figur...

Gentlejim23615Oct 19Oct 21

WarrantyIf I get a sex robot I would be getting my monies worth . , service for my money . No quickey , no complaining ,no centers often and he would not nee...

Annleerose21513Oct 19Oct 20

Who Wants A Date?Ladies, I have dates, raisins, oats, wheat, lots to offer...

Track161299Oct 20Oct 20
The 3 bears Irish version

The 3 bears Irish version!Once upon a time there where 3 bears, daddy bear! mammy bear! and baby bear and they moved from the woods an now live in Ballymun (concrete jungle cra...

Heartbeatfast00736828Oct 11Oct 15

DramaPeople love drama The blogs thrive on slander ,gossip, and hearsay Blog after blog of "he said" "she said" It's like a weekly soap opera wh...

oldblue5425910Oct 14Oct 15

I Would Be More Inclined To Grow UpIf I saw that it worked out for everyone else.................

Track16904Oct 14Oct 15
A quickie for you

A quickie for you ;)How sex & math are related. 2 plus a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply ! Plus, we all enjoy getting... sum....

JimNastics1162Oct 8Oct 9
Your Comment Counts Suggestion Feedback Opinion Box

Your Comment Counts Suggestion Feedback Opinion BoxYour Comment Counts Suggestion Feedback Opinion Box [/im...

jarred185-Oct 8
Exercise made easy

Exercise made easyWhen you want to say your working out but in fact your just .......

oldblue541282Oct 6Oct 6

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