Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters
“The confused migrant crowd was then directed to a welcome station to receive their smartphones, visa gift cards, and mail-in ballots.BROWNSVILLE, TX — Amid record-breaking illegal immigration at the southern border, President Biden arrived in Brownsville Texas to address his voters, who had crossed into the United States the previous night.
"Welcome, voters, make yourselves at home!" said Biden to a group of military-aged male Chinese nationals and a crowd of convicted felons from a maximum security Venezuelan prison. "My nurse Jill always says you people are unique breakfast tacos and I couldn't have said it better. We're excited for you to live here. You have plenty of great states to choose from, like Ohio, Pennsylvania, or any other crucial battleground states. I was... I... I..."
"... well, anyway."”
You can’t make this stff up.
(This blog is about no one else except sleepy Joe. All others will be towed away sooner or later.)
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