The Hillbilly couple...
After a few weeks of dating, a country girl decides to bring her hillbilly boyfriend home to meet her mother. Mom took one look at the guy and already form an opinion of disapproval. She listen with a 'half-ear' about their future plans to marry.Hoping to stop the relationship, mom said "Did you tell him about your medical condition?"
The boy's eyes widened and he asked "What medical condition?"
Mom replied "She's got acute angina."
With a sigh of relief, he smiled at mom and said...
"Well, that's a good thing, because her tits ain't nutthin' to brag about!"
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This had me laughing out loud. Literally
I just paged through a magazine called 'PHD Delinquents' and read a very interesting article about Santa's Gender.
Apparently scientific study has proven Santa to be a male by the following facts that were carried out by various female PhD students.
They have all verified that he is a man by the following documented facts.
He shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sack , comes only once, calls you a Ho and leaves while you're fast asleep.
Apparently it will be published on white paper asap.