You Can't Make This Sh*t Up
Many people sell things due to their name or brand...and now introducing a Trump- Lee Greenwood Bible called "God Bless America Bible" and apparently Trump has many bibles...
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Didn't he do the same pitch when he sold Trump steaks?
He now has 10 more days to come up with that money...perhaps the God Bless The USA Bible will aid in that endeavor...
Steaks and vodka too for his fellow parishioners...a Great deal...
A quote from Donald on Truth Social video about the Bible...
“It’s my favorite book. It’s a lot of people’s favorite book,” he added.
“Religion and Christianity are the biggest things missing from this country, and I truly believe that we need to bring them back,” he said. “It’s one of the biggest problems we have, that’s why our country’s going haywire, we’ve lost religion in our country.”
Well that so heartwarming...
Didn't he do the same pitch when he sold Trump steaks?
Remember his response when asked what his favorite verse was?
"Too me that's very personal..."
I had no idea about that...good to know...
Next thing you know he will be selling his followers prayer mats...gold ones...
Remember his response when asked what his favorite verse was?
"Too me that's very personal..."
A short clip about you know who...
Next on his agenda will be a personal BJ
I wonder how much the orange dumpster will charge for one of those
I can't think of anything so profane since Pope Leo hustled Indulgences 600 years ago. As with gold-bling shoes, you have to sell X thousand copies to break even. What if you don't? A slimy skunk like T-Rump can simply neglect to fill orders. By the time his Useful Idiots realize they've been stiffed and sue for consumer fraud, they would have to get in line behind the financial institutions who are owed $ millions. But The Stall defense is still working. It's ironic that T-Rump is offering his dupes something they would have to actually read.
Next on his agenda will be a personal BJ
I wonder how much the orange dumpster will charge for one of those
I cannot even think about that...
The orange one will sell anything...the Bible thing takes the cake...now he is giving the middle finger to those that tolerate him but are in fact Christians...
Kinda makes me wonder if his elevator to his brain is stuck up his a**...
That is probably what happened to the gold sneakers the orange one was hawking...then poof...no word about it...this seems to be a growing trend for him until something 'sticks' sort to speak...well like Alex Jones and his doom and gloom crowd...the orange one is trying to find his niche...
It's lower than the bottom of a snake. He'll need a ladder to get out.
It's lower than the bottom of a snake. He'll need a ladder to get out.
I think his 'toadstool' might be a turn off...
I think his 'toadstool' might be a turn off...
1. No other Gods before me: Trump has called himself 'the chosen one' and the 'second coming of God'.
2. Idolatry: Pretendng to be a Christian, Trump has promoted his name, his brand, and his money, over the Lord thy God.
3. Do not take the name of God in vain: Trump has denigrated the products of God: Muslims, immigrants, handicapped. women, minorities, African countries, military soldiers, and of course Democrats.
4. Remember the Sabbath: Trump has visited his gold courses on the Sabbath - yet never, (please prove me wrong) entered a church in the past eight years.
5. Honor your father and mother: Trump is not capable of honor and respect - he has yet to praise anyone in his family for being alive. Denigration is part of the Trump brand.
6. Thou shall not kill: of course this does not mean literal killing - although Trump has stated 'he could walk down fifth avenue and shoot someone' ....I digress, Trump has in fact ignored science during Covid-19 and endorsed hoaxes and questionable science - resulting in thousands of Americans losing their lives. Ignorance of science and arrogance of actions have serious consequences.
7. Thou shall not commit adultery: Is there any question about this one? Three wives - all cheated on; Porn star models who wrote books on the escapades with the Don; and of course massive evidence of s*xual harassment - $484 million dollar judgement.
8. Thou shall not steal: A known tax cheat; theft of millions from a fake Trump University; theft of charity funds meant for veterans; failure to pay creditors on many occasions. Trump is a failed businessman and a cheat.
9. Shall not bear false witness: Trump is a liar! He is documented to lie more than 30,000 times during his four years in the White House. Everyone who rub elbows with him claims he cannot tell the truth.
10. Thou shall not covet: Well, Trump exemplifies this commandment - he still covets the presidency by claiming he falsely won and election that he lost in a landslide. he envies and praises every dictator he has met in person: Kim; Putin; Orban; and has vocally claimed that he wants the same dictatorial powers.
Decide for yourself. This empty vessel of a man is not fit to be a leader of a dog pack. Voting is the only way to rid America of this disgrace.
Vote anyone but Trump!
Thanks for your comments...
I do not think most people think his shill like tendencies are fit for holding the Presidential office...and now the latest attempt at cashing in on the Bible...he is such a POS...
You can't make this shit up!!
1. No other Gods before me: Trump has called himself 'the chosen one' and the 'second coming of God'.
2. Idolatry: Pretendng to be a Christian, Trump has promoted his name, his brand, and his money, over the Lord thy God.
3. Do not take the name of God in vain: Trump has denigrated the products of God: Muslims, immigrants, handicapped. women, minorities, African countries, military soldiers, and of course Democrats.
4. Remember the Sabbath: Trump has visited his gold courses on the Sabbath - yet never, (please prove me wrong) entered a church in the past eight years.
5. Honor your father and mother: Trump is not capable of honor and respect - he has yet to praise anyone in his family for being alive. Denigration is part of the Trump brand.
6. Thou shall not kill: of course this does not mean literal killing - although Trump has stated 'he could walk down fifth avenue and shoot someone' ....I digress, Trump has in fact ignored science during Covid-19 and endorsed hoaxes and questionable science - resulting in thousands of Americans losing their lives. Ignorance of science and arrogance of actions have serious consequences.
7. Thou shall not commit adultery: Is there any question about this one? Three wives - all cheated on; Porn star models who wrote books on the escapades with the Don; and of course massive evidence of s*xual harassment - $484 million dollar judgement.
8. Thou shall not steal: A known tax cheat; theft of millions from a fake Trump University; theft of charity funds meant for veterans; failure to pay creditors on many occasions. Trump is a failed businessman and a cheat.
9. Shall not bear false witness: Trump is a liar! He is documented to lie more than 30,000 times during his four years in the White House. Everyone who rub elbows with him claims he cannot tell the truth.
10. Thou shall not covet: Well, Trump exemplifies this commandment - he still covets the presidency by claiming he falsely won and election that he lost in a landslide. he envies and praises every dictator he has met in person: Kim; Putin; Orban; and has vocally claimed that he wants the same dictatorial powers.
Decide for yourself. This empty vessel of a man is not fit to be a leader of a dog pack. Voting is the only way to rid America of this disgrace.
Vote anyone but Trump!
The author, Tim Alberta of the book The Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory: American Evangelicals in an Age of Extremism, gives readers a look into this phenomenon...
Although I have yet to read this book...the author who happens to be a preacher's son gives an insider view on how this is possible...or evolved...
Because of this book...he has been seen by some in his faith as a traitor...but he has a different point of view...
The orange one will sell anything...the Bible thing takes the cake...now he is giving the middle finger to those that tolerate him but are in fact Christians...
Kinda makes me wonder if his elevator to his brain is stuck up his a**...
Grifting Bibles for Jesus...
Trump is like the Devil dangling a carrot...the lesson for those of Christian faith according to the Book's author...is not to be tempted by this imposter...this is a test of faith according to him...