I just 'figured it'

I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up.

And now after all these years I finally figured it out and the answer is :

Because they have no balls to scratch..



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Smile Sourpuss.
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Howzit Conrad. The MIST has suddenly risen, and we can see clearly now...laugh
Some of us do have balls, they're just not scratchable grin

Hi Luke wave
a Miracle,and even close to Christmas!laugh
I am going to crack your crystal ball now and say, I don't rub my eyes...ever.
It's a NO, NO for me.
What I do will remain a mystery forever. wink
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Might be that they just can't believe what they are seeinggrin
Haha I was going to say I scratch my head in disbelief confused

Well, sometimes. wink

Luke, you're ahead of the game if she rubs her eyes and doesn't then leap out of bed and run screaming.

You're well ahead of the game if she rubs her eyes and says "oh WOW" laugh
Past 1am. Just arrived home after a few beers.

Sitting on the couch, legs stretched, and my mind races to AL Bumdy in 'Married with Children' laugh
Di, great to see you, and I drink a toast to those ladies that do have them. Trannies excluded.
Conrad, so miracles still happenlaugh
Ten, a lady, a mysterious woman, a person I'll never know what she does instead of rubbing her eyes....haha. Included in that toast I'll drink to though.
GermanSptiz also a voice with wisdom. Can't argue about that but at least they didn't run away like Suzie said they might do...laugh
CuteSuzie the lady that can perform magic with words. I haven't had a 'ruuner' in a looong time. Maybe I'm getting soft....laugh

Crap being bored. moping
Best I get my hand outs my pants and Al Bundy sez gnite. laugh
Bollocks is all that's coming to mind here laugh

wave Luke
What else did you expect, me asking for nude pics??
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“I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up.”

The better to see you with, my dear.
You reckon? I strongly doubt that. So the 'no balls' theory is a figment of my imagination then...rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks for the comment Mer.
Nah, I just wanted to reference Little Red Riding Hood. Looks like I crashed and burned.
You're not Irish so not at all conversing

having said that I am soooo roll eyes
here in Ireland us women are worse than the men..
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You mean you got bigger balls or just rub harder

uh oh banana uh oh
I've got bigger balls than most men I know playball

Having said that can't rightly say I know Luke so who's to say roll eyes dunno
Hey Luke think itchy is asking for a confirmation pic as a prelude to a"rub off "
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