Lukeon
Lukeon
Dec 18
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I just 'figured it'

I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up.

And now after all these years I finally figured it out and the answer is :

Because they have no balls to scratch..



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Smile Sourpuss.
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Conrad73online today!
Conrad73●Zurich, Switzerland
Dec 18, 2023●1 Blogs●2,492 Comments
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Lukeon
LukeonOP●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Dec 18, 2023●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
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Howzit Conrad. The MIST has suddenly risen, and we can see clearly now...laugh
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diova
diova●My Valley, Gauteng South Africa
Dec 18, 2023●373 Comments
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Some of us do have balls, they're just not scratchable grin

Hi Luke wave
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Conrad73online today!
Conrad73●Zurich, Switzerland
Dec 18, 2023●1 Blogs●2,492 Comments
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a Miracle,and even close to Christmas!laugh
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Ten_of_cupss
Ten_of_cupss●Shumen, Bulgaria
Dec 18, 2023●1 Blogs●354 Comments
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I am going to crack your crystal ball now and say, I don't rub my eyes...ever.
It's a NO, NO for me.
What I do will remain a mystery forever. wink
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germanspitz
germanspitz●ingoldmells, Lincolnshire, England UK
Dec 18, 2023●5 Blogs●616 Comments
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Might be that they just can't believe what they are seeinggrin
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suziecuteonline today!
suziecute●Salobreña, Andalusia Spain
Dec 18, 2023●13 Blogs●393 Comments
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Haha I was going to say I scratch my head in disbelief confused

Well, sometimes. wink

Luke, you're ahead of the game if she rubs her eyes and doesn't then leap out of bed and run screaming.

You're well ahead of the game if she rubs her eyes and says "oh WOW" laugh
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Lukeon
LukeonOP●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Dec 18, 2023●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
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Past 1am. Just arrived home after a few beers.

Sitting on the couch, legs stretched, and my mind races to AL Bumdy in 'Married with Children' laugh
Di, great to see you, and I drink a toast to those ladies that do have them. Trannies excluded.
Conrad, so miracles still happenlaugh
Ten, a lady, a mysterious woman, a person I'll never know what she does instead of rubbing her eyes....haha. Included in that toast I'll drink to though.
GermanSptiz also a voice with wisdom. Can't argue about that but at least they didn't run away like Suzie said they might do...laugh
CuteSuzie the lady that can perform magic with words. I haven't had a 'ruuner' in a looong time. Maybe I'm getting soft....laugh

Crap being bored. moping
Best I get my hand outs my pants and Al Bundy sez gnite. laugh
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CelticWitch64
CelticWitch64●Galway, Ireland
Dec 18, 2023●66 Blogs●1,852 Comments
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Bollocks is all that's coming to mind here laugh

wave Luke
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Lukeon
LukeonOP●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Dec 18, 2023●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
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What else did you expect, me asking for nude pics??
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Mermaidhair
Mermaidhair●Fresno, California USA
Dec 18, 2023●21 Blogs●322 Comments
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“I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up.”

The better to see you with, my dear.
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Lukeon
LukeonOP●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Dec 18, 2023●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
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You reckon? I strongly doubt that. So the 'no balls' theory is a figment of my imagination then...rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks for the comment Mer.
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Mermaidhair
Mermaidhair●Fresno, California USA
Dec 18, 2023●21 Blogs●322 Comments
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Nah, I just wanted to reference Little Red Riding Hood. Looks like I crashed and burned.
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CelticWitch64
CelticWitch64●Galway, Ireland
Dec 18, 2023●66 Blogs●1,852 Comments
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You're not Irish so not at all conversing

having said that I am soooo roll eyes
here in Ireland us women are worse than the men..
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Bluekiwionline today!
Bluekiwi●Te apua, Northland New Zealand
Dec 18, 2023●86 Blogs●507 Comments
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You mean you got bigger balls or just rub harder

uh oh banana uh oh
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CelticWitch64
CelticWitch64●Galway, Ireland
Dec 18, 2023●66 Blogs●1,852 Comments
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I've got bigger balls than most men I know playball

Having said that can't rightly say I know Luke so who's to say roll eyes dunno
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Bluekiwionline today!
Bluekiwi●Te apua, Northland New Zealand
Dec 18, 2023●86 Blogs●507 Comments
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Hey Luke think itchy is asking for a confirmation pic as a prelude to a"rub off "
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