Have been 3 days I am in China... the feel here not like when I were in Turkey or France. Here I don't feel like foreigner because I look like Chinese too. when I went around to the mall, the sales person offer me things by Chinese language. if I am only silent as a statue, I am Chinese...
Last Saturday, I was invited by my friend to have dinner at her house with her big family. One by one the family members were coming. His brother came and he's acting like looking for something, suddenly he said " where is the foreigner? you said you invited your foreigner friend, where is she?" my friend-Rachel said while point me "she is the foreigner, she is coming from Indonesia".
I can see his face a bit disappointed and everybody laughing... in fact he expects the foreigner would come with blonde hair and blue eyes... in fact just same with them.....
I am sure most of you knew our friend FRANCIE2013, the nice girl coming from Tangerang - Indonesia. She has deleted her profile since she met a nice Indian guy on CS, his nickname is HOMING. Have been a year they are communicating via emails and skype and finally now they are committed to have serious relationship.
Sweet regards she send to all of her blogger friends and she missed you all...
She also thanks to Connectingsingles as she found her love here in our dating site.
Wish all the best and congratulation for a new testimony, I hope she really find her partner of her life, and end up with a happy marriage. Ameeennn....
The Pope is leaving the vatican in his chauffeur driven black stretch V8 limousine. His chauffeur for the last 15 years has just retired, his new very young chauffeur is standing by, nervously, his first day on the job. Your Holiness as he gestures the Pope towards the opened door to the back seat.
As no one is watching, the Pope pressures his new pimply chauffeur, in 15 years I have never been allowed to drive my own car, I need to do it at least once in this lifetime, he pressures the lad, slips into the drivers seat, and the driver slips into the back seat, doors closed and the Pope motors out of the Vatican. Turns left onto the highway, and plants his foot, 80 mph, the chauffeur stressing, sweating, your Holiness, this is a bad idea. I will lose my job, the Pope assures all will be well as he plants his foot pedal to the metal ... 120 mph down the freeway. The inevitable siren and blue flashing lights from the police motorbike, the cop pulls the limo over to the side, the chauffeur is in a cold sweat at this stage.. The cop gestures the driver to open the window, and immediately recognizes who is behind the wheel, excuse me your holiness he stutters and races to his bike, immediately calling his Sargent sarge he says into the hand piece, I have pulled over a black limo doing 120 mph on the freeway, Great says the sarge book him, but hes important says the cop, better still book him, but like he is really important sarge, his sarge replies I dont care if he is one of those visiting dignitaries, book him, but he is bigger than that sarge, says the cop. Look constable you are wasting my time here who is you are booking that is so important. .. I cant see in the back but I think its GOD sarge, steaming with anger now the sarge screams what makes you think you are booking GOD!!! Well replies the cop he has the POPE as his chauffeur.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say " congrats !!"
But none of them come and touch the man's p*nis and say "Well done!!"
Moral message : Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters....
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I
have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In
fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I
can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
without a word, shot his wife.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn Autocorrect...I meant "WiFi", not "Wife".
Dont you hate that.
Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist " Hello, could you give me condom? I'm going to my girldfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!".
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as Peter was going out. He returns and says " give me another condom because my girl friend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too".
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says "Give me one more condom because my girl friend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since he invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move".
During dinner, Peter sat with his girl friend on the left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and start the dinner prayer.
"Dear Lord... bless this dinner and thank you for all you given us".
10 minutes after, Peter was still praying "Thank you Lord for your kindness....". 10 minutes go by, and Peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girl friend was even more surprised than others. She gets up close to him and whispered "I did not know you are so religious". Peter with his head still on the table replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist"....
sssstttt...... shut up... don't laugh !!!
there is saying " let time to resolve... " (I don't know how exactly to say)
what is that meaning exactly ?
what kind of problem can be resolve by time ?
I dont believe that time will resolve the problem... but only forget it... like pain and hurt bcos of love...
some peoples going to alcohol or even to drug...
some peoples doing suicide.....
because they could not find the way out...
So, are you sure that all problem have a solution ?
There is saying "Never hurt people who love you a lot, because they will not hurt you back. But they will probably have no choice but to leave you forever"
hhhmmm.....
I am sad as now Kelud mountain in East Java is erupting.
I hope all my peoples and also my CS friend who live in east java - Indonesia are fine.
I pray, may God give them the fortitude in facing this natural disasters... Ameennnnn
One blogger said behind successful man there is a woman...
So guys... if you need to be more success, increase the number of women...
Everyday I find him on my "who's viewed me". I don't block his country but he blocked my country to send text or else. He does not do anything, just watching I guess.
hhmm... I take him as my odd fan, I dont know why he likes to watch me everyday. Do I look odd too ?
1234_tiger, say something...
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