LOL
Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist " Hello, could you give me condom? I'm going to my girldfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!".The pharmacist gives him the condom and as Peter was going out. He returns and says " give me another condom because my girl friend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too".
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says "Give me one more condom because my girl friend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since he invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move".
During dinner, Peter sat with his girl friend on the left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and start the dinner prayer.
"Dear Lord... bless this dinner and thank you for all you given us".
10 minutes after, Peter was still praying "Thank you Lord for your kindness....". 10 minutes go by, and Peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girl friend was even more surprised than others. She gets up close to him and whispered "I did not know you are so religious". Peter with his head still on the table replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist"....
sssstttt...... shut up... don't laugh !!!
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Capricorn, yea.. very funny and enough for stomach gym..
my suggestion is knowing your girl friend's parent before you confirm to have dinner with them
As my father said; always be discrete.
~DAN~
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