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another thing i'd like to share (whether you like it or not - hah!)

this happened on a trip to sydney with my bestfriend.

my recollection was: - one moment i was happily chatting to my bestie on our way to the airplane: ...... the next moment i was french kissing the cement of the runway..

to continue this tale of indignity...i shall use my bestie’s very specific description of how it happened and lets see if you can visualise this epic event.

my right leg got stuck on some indentation on the tarmac so i jerked to my left towards the plane's stairs direction to compensate

my right leg however stayed where it was whilst the rest of me went forwards towards the left

both my arms shot out akin to one doing push ups
whilst my right knee banged on the tarmac ground - my other leg on the other hand sprang straight out in arabesque mode

and then! – of all the most humiliating thing to happen – i then apparently proceeded to bounce off like a basketball being dribbled by the most ferocious forward of the team

at each bounce both my arms which were supporting my torso in push up position steadily moved from shoulder region to towards the stomach area

thus there i tottered in a seesaw motion on each bounce

with my forehead being the "see" - my left leg in arabesque as the "saw...- and my arms in my midsection creating the balance...

that went on for about 15 seconds of my dear life....(although i believe it was longer)

forehead - toe.. forehead - toe.... see - saw......

bounce.. totter.... bounce..totter.... bounce...totter ...bounce……………..

well, that is if the soon to be ex bestie who gleefully recounted the scene is to be believed of course. ... Although.. i couldn’t help but notice the cabin crews’ smirks when i finally made it to the door.

thankfully – no one was quick enough with their camera phones – muwahahhahahah!! note to self: heels are hazardous to one's health when travelling.
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what if he says he loves you but his profile is st

another dilemma for me with online dating. he tells you he loves you and yet his profile is still up?

what are the rules? in a normal dating scenario, if one says he loves you then we assume said person will not be looking for another and will just focus on you (correct me if i am wrong). - how does this translate to online dating? when someone you havent met but have been in touch with every day for months and finally says he loves you yet, his profile is still out there. is this acceptable? should we then assume that he is still looking despite the fact? what is acceptable? i took off mine but decided to reinstate when i realised his is still up there.

online dating seems like the new frontier for some. myself included. when real time dating is already a challenge - online dating seems like the heart of the amazon jungle to the uninitiated. there doesnt seem to be any rules (or none that i could find) and things get easily confused or misconstrued. you could just as easily plunge into a ravine for not knowing where to look. what signs to look for? is it really worth it?

should we ask him why his prof is still active? or is it even worth a mention?

dazed and confused.


help help help
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The song in my head

Through the Trees

All alone in an empty room.
Nothing left but the memories of when
I had my best friend.
And I dont know how we ended up here
I dont know but it's never been so clear,
We made a mistake dear.

And I see the broken glass in front of me.
I see your shadow hanging over me,
And your face can see...

Through the trees
I will find you
I will heal the ruins left inside you
cause I'm still here breathing now
cause I'm still here breathing now
cause I'm still here breathing now

until I'm set free
Go quiet through the trees.

And I remember how we used to talk
About the places we would go when we grew up
And all that we where gonna find

And I remember watching our seeds grow
And how you cried when you saw the first leap show
The love was pouring from your eyes

So can you see the branches hanging over me
Can you see the love you left inside of me
and my face (?)

Through the trees
I will find you
I will heal the ruins left inside you
Cause I'm still here breathin now
cause I'm still here breathing now
cause I'm still here breathing now
Until I'm set free

Go quite through the tree

Cause your not coming back
You're not coming back
No
You're not coming
take my breath
as your own
take my eyes to guide you home

I'm still here breathing now
I'm still here breathing now
I'm still here breathing now
And you're not coming back
you're not coming back
you're not coming back
(Im still here breathing now.)
Until I'm set free
Go quite through the trees.
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Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

He wishes for the cloths of heaven
Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

-- William Butler Yeats
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'If I had my life over' : Purple Hats -In honor of

'If I had my life over'
By Belinda Emmett
(written after she found out she was dying from cancer)
I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the Earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for a day....
I would have burned the pink candle sculpted into a rose before it melted in storage...
I would have talked less and listened more...
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained or the sofa faded...
I would have eaten popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace...
I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.....
I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband..
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed...
I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains...
I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching life....
I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil or was guaranteed to last a lifetime...
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