Mega Face Plant Ala G33k
another thing i'd like to share (whether you like it or not - hah!)this happened on a trip to sydney with my bestfriend.
my recollection was: - one moment i was happily chatting to my bestie on our way to the airplane: ...... the next moment i was french kissing the cement of the runway..
to continue this tale of indignity...i shall use my bestie’s very specific description of how it happened and lets see if you can visualise this epic event.
my right leg got stuck on some indentation on the tarmac so i jerked to my left towards the plane's stairs direction to compensate
my right leg however stayed where it was whilst the rest of me went forwards towards the left
both my arms shot out akin to one doing push ups
whilst my right knee banged on the tarmac ground - my other leg on the other hand sprang straight out in arabesque mode
and then! – of all the most humiliating thing to happen – i then apparently proceeded to bounce off like a basketball being dribbled by the most ferocious forward of the team
at each bounce both my arms which were supporting my torso in push up position steadily moved from shoulder region to towards the stomach area
thus there i tottered in a seesaw motion on each bounce
with my forehead being the "see" - my left leg in arabesque as the "saw...- and my arms in my midsection creating the balance...
that went on for about 15 seconds of my dear life....(although i believe it was longer)
forehead - toe.. forehead - toe.... see - saw......
bounce.. totter.... bounce..totter.... bounce...totter ...bounce……………..
well, that is if the soon to be ex bestie who gleefully recounted the scene is to be believed of course. ... Although.. i couldn’t help but notice the cabin crews’ smirks when i finally made it to the door.
thankfully – no one was quick enough with their camera phones – muwahahhahahah!! note to self: heels are hazardous to one's health when travelling.
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