The Mushroom - A rare? Or common breed?
this rather curious specie is encountered mostly in online dating sites.
they pepper you with romantic emails, of undying love and devotion, cartloads of pictures of themselves, their house, their dog, their cat, their feet (oops! should i mention that?).....,
nightly you are serenaded by their dreams of your future as a couple on ym, cyber goodnight kisses and hugs...
one even shaved his moustache for you.
this seemingly insatiable courtship goes on for a month or so...and you have this warm squishy feeling and a spring in your step in the mornings!
then BAM!!! a complete and utter silence....
you wonder..... you fret..... has the mushroom been plucked you say? chopped into itsy bitsy pieces and peppered on top of a domino's pizza? or fried and served with bacon and eggs maybe?
soooo....six months go by - you're happily vegetating on blogs and threads - and BAM!!
the mushroom wondrously sprouts from that subterranean abyss it has been in the last 6 months.
such sprouting begins (to your sheer disbelief) by nonchalantly picking up where it has left off. and i quote, "Hi there, it's ____________ I have moved from _________ to _________and glad to be out of ___________ . How have you been????? PS...are you coming to _____________anytime this year??"
REALLY??? noooo... really, i say... - is there a mushroom shuttle out there which teleports this particular specie from one era to
another?
because i swear - my blatant balderdash radar has not detected any sign of activity for the last 6 months.
but how can i resist? of course i welcomed the mushroom with earnest pleasure. ----
anyone interested to join me for dinner? mushroom risotto is on the menu.
Comments (13)
I am thinking that they are Magic Mushrooms.Then They go on a Trip!
They need to get a grip! do they take us for complete idiots!
yes i will join you in that Mushroom Risotto.Plenty of chile on mine.
Well, I admit, my pic does have a dolphin. Pure necessity, since it was holding me afloat.... Without it there would be only bubbles coming up to the surface, saying ;" hi, I'm 3 meters lower, if you are quick I still can be saved...and I'm more or less adoptable" and a little later a last bubble " In case you fish me up with permanent brain damage,I might drool a bit, thanks for your lifetime devotion loving care....you can feed me mushroom soup through a straw"
Long live the dolphin in my picture!