"BREAKING NEWS!!!"
"The Federal Bureau Of Investigation................The Central Intelligence Agency......And The Home Land Security Forces.............Have Made A Lightening Dash To The Head Quarters Of The Anti American Based Company Called........"The New Jersey Jimmies""The Steel Rebarred Reinforced Doors Of This High Tech Security Compound Had To Be Dynamited To Break The Doors Down
Their Fearless Leader Of........... "The New Jersey Jimmies?"
"Was Not Located At The Premises"
"Law Enforcement Authorities Are Advising Citizens To Keep Their Doors Locked"
"And Because He Cant Stop Talking?"
"Law Enforcement is Advising The Local Community To Wear.... "Ear Plugs"
"Their Description Of This "Fearless Leader" Is To Just Listen Without Your Ear Plugs In"
"And?..If You Hear The Voice Of Someone Yelling Anti Trump News?"
"Run The Other Way!!!"
"We Repeat"....This Is A Warning!!!"
"And?....Do Not Approach This "Fearless Leader"..If You See Him!!!!"
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"Has Not Been Located As Of Yet!!"..........................