phantex
phantex
battle creek, Michigan, USA
Nov 2007
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US Government Emblem

Official Announcement:

The U.S. government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle To a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! doh
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injuneer
injuneer●Clarksville, Tennessee USA
Nov 24, 2007●226 Blogs●15 Comments
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..... Oh God, I hate when somebody nails it that well. It just dosen't give me much more to talk about!
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traveler1
traveler1●wuhan, Hubei China
Nov 25, 2007●2 Comments
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machiavelli already said that every government is a former criminal organisation. people tend to forget these things, so they expect good things from a governemnt, but a government is there to protect its own business, not yours. just like yhr company boss
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phantex

phantex

battle creek, Michigan, USA

I am an open minded guy wh o loves music, dancing, NHL hockey, Auto racing, writing short stories and quite a variety of other activities. I think a woman is a gift and a man should always treat her that way. I always try to insure that my lady is ha [read more]

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